getting a bit concerned about all the annimosity in the last few threads, so here is a pic of me about to kick ourlass in the head lol, what i want is loads of daft replys and some similar pics if anyone has any. plus i need cheering up again :rofl: :rofl:

Liar!

 

You got a foot fettish aint yer?

have a few stella's mate ... I was going to reply with a very witty comment but I am going to keep it to myself .. sorry about that

have a few stella's mate ... I was going to reply with a very witty comment but I am going to keep it to myself .. sorry about that

have already had a few, can get lashed tonite ourlass back from hospital and the fridge is back where it belongs (in the forbidden room) lol. any reply is welcome as long as it cheers me up (work is getting me down at the moment) and this site is my only escape from all the troubles (and driving my zed helps lol0

what animosity where? dont tell me its all been deleted??? thats the last time i work late..

more feet :hurl: :hurl:

FFS chris .. that meal looks rancid ... no wonder you are pushing it away

all day breakfast in a tin mate, hang over cure

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I know .. lol

 

RESPECT

Think you might need to cut your toenails bud!!!! LOL

footin ell !!! :tongue:

wtf ive been off line for a while and one of the first threads i see, has a big horrible breakfast out of a tin. :hurl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well I have just got off the phone to my girlfiend and I am in the right monkey house .. I am now closing the fookin door and locking it from the inside what the fook did I do wrong ????

 

I GIVE UP .. FFS someone shoot me please ... can't do anything right

you probably done nothing, shes a woman they dont need a reason to be pi55ed at you mate.

sometimes you can't do anything right ....

:x:

GOD life is SHIT

Hey mate - it'll be ok.

You don't see them monkey's get angry - well sometimes you do but they forget about it quick and have a laugh - they know the score!

:duffer: all round :duffer:

Heads up peeps

Just remember Chris that monkeys usually greet others by shagging a bit like we handshake or hug so if you are moving to an area where you dont know people you can do a lot of greeting if you know what i mean heh heh!!! ;) ;)

I am selling my house, moving away from my only family, my dad and giving up a very well paid job and too what.. fookin grief ...

 

Don't do anything other than what you want to do with your life. If you change your way of life for what effectively is a regular shagg. Then she'll see that as having the upper hand and that shagg on tap will disappear.

 

If you make her changed she'll be forever greatful.

 

Heed my words or in a few years you'l rue them.

Chris on yer way through pop in and I'll cheer you up mate...

 

once you've seen where I live you won't look back???

 

Remember it's only one day out of the thousands left of blissful married life.