Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she

had a Wine Gum.

 

He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm

the one with the Nuts", he thought.

 

Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in a hotel and went straight

to bed. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It

wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the

Contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.

 

But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so

she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.

He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

 

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When

he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more

but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers

looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her

Sherbet. At the same time she gave him a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr

Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

 

Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught something. It turns out Ms

Rowntree had Assorted Creams in her box. She had been with All Sorts !!

 

A cautionary tale, if ever there was one.

Didn't Legrath post that already?

ROLMFAO :rofl:

must have the same sense of humour then lol

It was ok I spose. a bit flakey. we need more teesers like that one. there must be a whole galaxy of them out there?