had to take ourlass to hospital the other nite (nothing serious) she has been there for 2 days, its not untill she was gone that i realised how much i depend on her. As my computer is upstairs i have to get up and go down stairs to the fridge for my stella, She normally does that for me, so ive got my mate coming round later to help me lift the fridge upstairs cant wait till she is back lol (seriously though i do miss her for all the right reasons)

LOL...Your funny mate!

You are defo looking for some slaggin from the birds there mate..... SPOT ON BTW.

LMAO .. nutter ... but they do make very good beer dispensers ... thanks darlin (I wish) , cheers :-)

LMAO!!

 

Mines currently at her mates, i need a beer but dont know where the kitchen is!! Someone help :D

:( kitchen whats that for then ,, :( :( :( :x: :duffer:

LMAO!!

 

Mines currently at her mates, i need a beer but dont know where the kitchen is!! Someone help :D

dont go to the kitchen you will regret it as soon as you enter, go to the shops its easier lol :duffer:

think australian ....... Drink australian :D

dont go to the kitchen you will regret it as soon as you enter, go to the shops its easier lol :duffer:

 

LOL Amen ... the best thing in the whole of the kitchen is the freezer ... an't beat a cold one .. I HATE warm beer FFS

don't beer explode if you leave it in the freezer to long????????

 

mine lives in the fridge. :D

boll***s who do i get to ring for my chinese anyone know how to use these phone thingys lol

Just call 999 and say its an emergancy!!

 

They'll deliver it at 159mph :D

Just call 999 and say its an emergancy!!

 

They'll deliver it at 159mph :D

lmao, ive been shouting at it for ten mins and it hasnt rung, flashed, vibrated or nothing maybe im just not shouting loud enough lol

Just call 999 and say its an emergancy!!

 

They'll deliver it at 159mph :D

fook that id probably get it half eaten, and his excuse would be "sorry had to get familiar with your chinese so i had to eat it" lol

I always help my missus out when she aint to well, why only last week I carried er downstairs to cook me brecky. :rolleyes: :

My missus wanted a boob reduction so i said id meet her half way and give a foot reduction instead so she can get nearer the sink.