31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

 

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

 

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

 

101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

 

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

 

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

 

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

 

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

 

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

 

 

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

 

And finally.......in 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet!

 

 

Good effort!

 

That's what Crimbo is all about, makin' a complete arse of yerself!!! LOL

 

Some of us enjoy Christmas all year round then? ROFL

Yup.....

 

Am there.......

 

All the time....

 

 

Matty.

 

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