Think i'd be....

 

King of the Ring

 

 

 

 

 

Blame this thread on me wife.....dirty hoe :dance:

my porn name is bobby quinn, u on msn dude

talking of porn du u want a copy of four finger club 19

my porn name is bobby quinn, u on msn dude

 

am now bud...tap me up ;)

Burgess Frew .. "Now let me see what I can do"

clit muncher

big girth ;)

Porkum Mcdaily

Jonny Slacksack

Uncle 'PUMP'le :D

pmsl grim id be the PUNISHER

Maximus lickitorus!!

rofpmsl!

 

technicaly mine wold be goldie henderson - **** that shit, i wanna be someone corageous, someone steeped in history, someone that my people would bow down to -

 

 

 

 

 

 

arise Sir Lancelot of Duttyhoes*

 

 

 

Duttyhoes - small medieaval (sp) village in cheshire with a population of 34 blonde buxom wenches that are rather partial to a spot of pork sword

Fookin LUCKY :smash:

Ivor Biggun - or freddy the flap flogger :dance:

this thread reminds me of last summer when my kids went to stay with my mum...she is apt to buying them knock-about rough clothing from jumble sales/boot fairs...well me and the misses had a shock when turning up to collect them...my oldest lad was decked out in a red tee-shirt...which had been cut to fit a small female...emblazoned with the wording....PORN STAR....and lots of star shapes...apparently he'd been wearing it for days... :headvswal

parents eh...?!

Ivor Biggun - or freddy the flap flogger :dance:

 

 

freddy and the creamers

 

barry the butt hole punisher :shock:

pmsl grim id be the PUNISHER

 

DAMN you beat me to it!

 

i suppose id have to be LAY 'ER CAKE

(just borrowed it off my mate and its the first thing i looked at :D )

Ben De Rover and Phil Erin! :nana2:

this thread reminds me of last summer when my kids went to stay with my mum...she is apt to buying them knock-about rough clothing from jumble sales/boot fairs...well me and the misses had a shock when turning up to collect them...my oldest lad was decked out in a red tee-shirt...which had been cut to fit a small female...emblazoned with the wording....PORN STAR....and lots of star shapes...apparently he'd been wearing it for days... :headvswal

parents eh...?!

 

Many many years ago when i was nort but a lad. My mates mother inocently bought him a T shirt because it looked nice. Emblazened across the front was a pair off knees a guys arse and a pair of flippers. With the sloggan champion Muff diver. We wet ourselves and she just could understand why we were laughing. The more bemused she looked the more we cracked up.

 

Anyway if I was to have porn star name it would have to be Jake Pegg

 

Or He Hor

Guys

 

DONT use the pets 1st name and mothers maiden name. It was a scam a while back to get access to general passwords and mothers maiden names to access your financial accounts. reason, most people only use 1 password for everything, and you mothers maiden name is asked by every bank as part of your details.

 

Just thought I would bring it to your attention.

 

I'd be Farqua Wells lol

Bee Gee Vinz :D

slick dick

spunky mcbubble !! or roger MCshagpants lol

after "divorced" :D probably - "tuptut nuts"

flick alotabean