The forum seems to have lost the crack, and seems to very

serious these days!!??? :confused:

We need more of this :duffer: this :D this :smw: and this :rofl: :rofl:

sssshhhhh u will wake the kids LOL

I second that, more :duffer: followed by more :mac1: and usually finishing with :hurl:

 

A standard night down the pub :D

LOL.. well it isn't what it used to be thats for sure ... but still good

 

I miss lots of people who used to post ...

The solution is simple - put back the crack!

Say something funny and we're sorted.

Yeah, well I want to get to a meet. Was planning to go to the Midlands meet the other Sunday but it all went a bit pear on account of the landlord's agents wanting to inspect our house and it being a complete tip -- guess what I spent Sunday afternoon doing? Now I'm waiting for the next Southend meet (next Sunday?)... that'll sort the beer issue, or at least the one beer I'll be able to have when driving back in the Z.

We need someone to start a new as promised thread LOL :dance:

Well I'm here sitting in front of my laptop with just boxers on .. hot here you know ...

 

More brandy please!!

 

I think it may be to my central heating though ... bugger

Here's my best funny story and it's true.

 

My mate Bob went to his new girlfriends' parents house for the first time.

 

Things were going well but then he needed a sh1t.

 

It was an old 'character' house with a long, narrow bathroom.

 

Anyway, he'd finished doing his business and not made too much noise or smell when he was turning round to put some used toilet paper down the bog...

 

As the room was so narrow he accidentally wiped it on the wall and left a big smear of sh1t.

 

He desperately tried to clean it off but it was unpainted artex so he couldn't!

 

 

There's no real punch line but he had to go out and tell his girlfrien'd parents "I'm sorry but I've wiped sh1t on your wall".

 

He's married to her now so they must have been understanding.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :bow:

Well that will be down to you then Trin, cos if I start a new thread then everyone will just say " wots that old fart on about?????" :confused:

So come on Trin ....

Start a new thread ...

Maybe one about " wot wheels n spoiler NOT to buy for ur Zed???" :x: :wack:

Well that will be down to you then Trin, cos if I start a new thread then everyone will just say " wots that old fart on about?????" :confused:

So come on Trin ....

Start a new thread ...

Maybe one about " wot wheels n spoiler NOT to buy for ur Zed???" :x: :wack:

 

PMSL................ :eek:

Homies need to come out to play............

 

Bring out the homies!!!!

yer...next episode please :hyper:

Homies need to come out to play............

 

 

 

Come on James FFS waited for them for too long now lol

you need to find one in a wheelchair james, else whos going to play uncle chunk??