STAGE 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RGHT. And of course, the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

 

 

STAGE 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

 

 

STAGE 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you're still SMART, so naturally, you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also start buying drinks for everyone that you fancy, because you are now the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

 

 

STAGE 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up the boyfriends of the women who fancy you and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle, because you're SMART, you're RICH and Hell, you're better looking than they are anyway.

 

 

STAGE 5 ? INVISIBLE This is the final stage of drunkeness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You can dance on a table to impress the women who fancy you because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of you lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART and you know ALL the words. ... You can do anything you want, because no one will know.....And you certainly won't remember..............................

What about......

 

STAGE 6.....SHOE LOSS When your past the prevois 5 stages and your that hammered you are completely unaware that your walking home with one shoe on. You dont become aware of this until 12 midday when you wake up and you have half a doner kebab welded between your toes.

 

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What about......

 

STAGE 6.....SHOE LOSS When your past the prevois 5 stages and your that hammered you are completely unaware that your walking home with one shoe on. You dont become aware of this until 12 midday when you wake up and you have half a doner kebab welded between your toes.

 

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STAGE-7 its the morning you are not RICH you are not SMART no one fancies you,your not GOOD LOOKING anymore damn oh well saturday night is here :duffer: repeat STAGES 1-7 for yet another good night :cool: