Just thougt i would post a thread to ask what ur thoughts on women driving where ......

Last weekend i fitted a nice set of 18" Hi Join chrome alloys to my zed...They looked very nice.

 

Anyway after fitting them, I had a quick word with her indoors...Just to let her know, that if she kirbed them...She would find herself working in the local chippy 7 nights a week to pay for the damage..She hates the smell of fish LOL...I think it smells quite nice, but then again I am a bloke ;) .

 

Bout lunch time today she returned from a trip to the shops, and as she pulled up outside the house kirbed the front offside :headvswal ...NICE ONE LUV i shouted out the window. What? she replied with that vacant look on her boat :confused: . So out came the polishing kit, she still out there now polishing out the damage as i write. Its Pi5 5ing down.

 

Firstly could anyone tell if there are any chippys in the Northwich area, which require fulltime staff?.

And secondly is it just me that has a missus who thinks that zed parts come cheap?.

 

Anyway leave a post and let me know what damage ur B1 7ch has done to ur car???

 

PS..Wez if you read this post, and decide to leave a one liner..I would just like to say..my missus might not be the sharpest driver...But she cracking with auto electrics if you need a hand :xxx: .

Sorry to hear that mate :eek:

 

Just don't let her drive the ZX in future :( :headvswal

 

Richard ;)

Sorry to hear that mate :eek:

 

Just don't let her drive the ZX in future :( :headvswal

 

Richard ;)

 

 

i would of killed her, then hidden her body and reported her missing the next day lol.

 

then used her will money to buy another set....

 

karl

The argument over the wheels continues. its now sunday 4.25pm...divorce is looking like an option ....Then she said, you will have to buy me my own zed....I've just found the perfect car at http://www.autotrader.co.uk a £525.00 1993 Zed...see below.

 

1993 K Reg CITROEN ZX 1.9 D Reflex £525.00

 

She can kick the SH 1t out off this one

Send her round because the whole dash is still in the foot well

 

Jo took my Z to work just before christmas and at a set of lights some boy racer pulled along side .So off she went like a bat out of hell and forgot herself back trip out and she hit the kerb front and back.That why she has the non turbo BITCH

Col get her this MATE

 

 

1990 NISSAN 300 ZX 3.0 V6 Targa 3dr Auto Coupe

n/a h reg t&t 93k good condition in & out 17in momo,spoiler,pas,ew,ac,cc,cat 1,parking sensor,cd,great looks,drives & reliable,used as 2 car. £3600 ono.

Tel: 01744 893728

And what about the damage that men do to our cars!!!!!!!! :smash:

 

Not just women drivers that do silly things!!!!!!! :shock:

 

But any event sorry to hear about the wheels, you better send her down the job centre in the morning! :rofl: :rofl:

What were you thinking letting her drive it? You muppet! ;)

And secondly is it just me that has a missus who thinks that zed parts come cheap?.

 

Anyway leave a post and let me know what damage ur B1 7ch has done to ur car???

 

 

 

Nope, My wife asked me if I drove slower could we not use cheaper petrol like the "normal stuff" instead of Optimax ?? Not parts I know, but ?? :confused:

 

She doesnt drive, and she still pranged my Zed !! :eek:

 

Was putting up a hanging basket of flowers out the front and let it fall off the ladders and creased the front wing !! :headvswal :headvswal

 

Acc Dam without even leaving the drive !!

 

Alan.....

Im not able to say anything as my mrs refuses to drive mine cos its autospastic!!!

 

The only other thing i can think of is the tomato ketchup on my centre console.

My wife had her car in for a service and borrowed mine, after me going white, trying to think of a sane reaosn why she shouldnt, gave up gave her the keys.

 

The after telling he to be carefull with the throttle and getting, that,,,, Yea yea I know how to VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM SCREEEEEECH BANG PSSSST PSSSST

 

Oh sory i paniced speach.

 

She stuck it in reverse and flew off the drivway, across the road and up the Kerb, puncturing the tyres.

 

Bloody lucky nothing hit her as its a very busy road. now shes scared of it

This thread is only 5 hours old, and already we have £1388.00 in damage, caused by the birds... :headvswal

 

3 Wheels :mad:

1 Tank of cheap petrol :duffer:

1 Creased wing :wack:

1 Ketchup cover dash :cry:

2 Punctured tyres :eek:

 

I've just had a thought....maybe if I get rid of her indoors...and become gay, and move in with a bloke he might be a better driver...then again are gays any better at driving than women

 

P.S. Trinity if your ass looks as good as jessica rabbits, I'll come down to coventry and teach you to drive myself :dance: Wez sorry to hear about the wheels on your car mate..ur not gay are you, only just thought u could move in with me...and park ur zed in my garrage :D

This thread is only 5 hours old, and already we have £1388.00 in damage, caused by the birds... :headvswal

 

3 Wheels :mad:

1 Tank of cheap petrol :duffer:

1 Creased wing :wack:

1 Ketchup cover dash :cry:

2 Punctured tyres :eek:

 

I've just had a thought....maybe if I get rid of her indoors...and become gay, and move in with a bloke he might be a better driver...then again are gays any better at driving than women

 

P.S. Trinity if your ass looks as good as jessica rabbits, I'll come down to coventry and teach you to drive myself :dance: Wez sorry to hear about the wheels on your car mate..ur not gay are you, only just thought u could move in with me...and park ur zed in my garrage :D

 

 

LOL.. :rofl: :rofl:

This thread is only 5 hours old, and already we have £1388.00 in damage, caused by the birds... :headvswal

 

3 Wheels :mad:

1 Tank of cheap petrol :duffer:

1 Creased wing :wack:

1 Ketchup cover dash :cry:

2 Punctured tyres :eek:

 

I've just had a thought....maybe if I get rid of her indoors...and become gay, and move in with a bloke he might be a better driver...then again are gays any better at driving than women

 

P.S. Trinity if your ass looks as good as jessica rabbits, I'll come down to coventry and teach you to drive myself :dance: Wez sorry to hear about the wheels on your car mate..ur not gay are you, only just thought u could move in with me...and park ur zed in my garrage :D

 

 

You havent been gawping at Trinities ass?

 

Fook me, you must be the only one on this forum not glues for teh next instalment

i would of killed her, then hidden her body and reported her missing the next day lol.

 

then used her will money to buy another set....

 

karl

 

:shock: If your married divorce her, if your not.......marry her :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then fookin divorce her. :mad:

Col do you think you could take all my extra long Zed into your garage :o

WTF? That a real car or a PS job?

Not sure wez that a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng one.....