Warnings don't usually concern me but I've forwarded this one as

it is important. Please tell this to everyone you know.

 

If someone comes to your front door and says they're conducting a

survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid...

Dave C again ffs, he gets all over the place :slap:

You on the :duffer: already???

If he offeres to show you his beanstalk slam the door quickly :eek:

You started early!!!!!!!!

the maggot, the maggot, that's who i am

don't ever trust me, always doing a scam

i punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram

i even sliced my pen1s up and sold it as ham

Warnings don't usually concern me but I've forwarded this one as

it is important. Please tell this to everyone you know.

 

If someone comes to your front door and says they're conducting a

survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid...

 

yes mate the same bloke knocked on my door and wor lass answered

he said nothing and walked off

Quality thread hey?!!!

the maggot, the maggot, that's who i am

don't ever trust me, always doing a scam

i punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram

i even sliced my pen1s up and sold it as ham

 

Is anyone else getting a little worried about this? :confused: :eek:

 

Is there a doctor in the house? :p

 

Fas

Is anyone else getting a little worried about this? :confused: :eek:

 

Is there a doctor in the house? :p

 

Fas

 

Don't worry Fas, I didn't really cut up the old chap and sell it as processed meat. Why that would be crazy!

 

I was quoting Welsh rap act Goldie Lookin Chain's song 'The Maggot'. :smash:

If he offeres to show you his beanstalk slam the door quickly :eek:

 

 

what with his beanstalk between the door jamb still :shock: