Started my new contract this week with let's just say a Government agency! ;) ;) nudge nudge an' all that.

 

Fook me it's anally strict here, locked down tighter than a duck that accidentally sat on a blob of super glue and now has an airtight sphincter to show for his trouble.

 

They scan email, my mate sent something or tried to and I got a snotty message in my Outlook inbox saying "An incoming email from *****@visteon.com has been blocked and held by the IS Helpdesk due to it containing words not considered appropriate..." blah blah blah.

 

Tried to click on the link on another thread and it was blocked, "Blocked due to internet auction sites not deemed acceptable...etc. etc. eBay is satan etc. etc." :(

 

Can't access my Yahoo account either as web based email is not acceptable either! Oh well, will have to do some work I guess. :rofl:

 

I can see a time where full internet access to employees will slowly be nuked on a grand scale! Until then I'd make the most of it. ;)

LOL about time too you have had it far too easy over the years professional loafing :rofl:

 

PS give me a call when you have a min.

You wont cope mate!

Started my new contract this week with let's just say a Government agency! ;) ;) nudge nudge an' all that.

 

Fook me it's anally strict here, locked down tighter than a duck that accidentally sat on a blob of super glue and now has an airtight sphincter to show for his trouble.

 

They scan email, my mate sent something or tried to and I got a snotty message in my Outlook inbox saying "An incoming email from *****@visteon.com has been blocked and held by the IS Helpdesk due to it containing words not considered appropriate..." blah blah blah.

 

Tried to click on the link on another thread and it was blocked, "Blocked due to internet auction sites not deemed acceptable...etc. etc. eBay is satan etc. etc." :(

 

Can't access my Yahoo account either as web based email is not acceptable either! Oh well, will have to do some work I guess. :rofl:

 

I can see a time where full internet access to employees will slowly be nuked on a grand scale! Until then I'd make the most of it. ;)

 

 

I work for the Government too, and they have just blocked Ebay! although everything else is pretty much OK. Have worked for other Central Government Depts too, and they werent as bad as yours.... tell them you need a broadband line (thats what I have also in my office!!!)

If I knew you were coming to work for me I'd do the same thing ;)

Fook me it's anally strict here, locked down tighter than a duck that accidentally sat on a blob of super glue and now has an airtight sphincter to show for his trouble.

 

They scan email, my mate sent something or tried to and I got a snotty message in my Outlook inbox saying "An incoming email from *****@visteon.com has been blocked and held by the IS Helpdesk due to it containing words not considered appropriate..." blah blah blah.

 

Tried to click on the link on another thread and it was blocked, "Blocked due to internet auction sites not deemed acceptable...etc. etc. eBay is satan etc. etc." :(

 

Can't access my Yahoo account either as web based email is not acceptable either! Oh well, will have to do some work I guess. :rofl:

 

 

Count yourself lucky, when work found out that i was on this sight all the time at work they blocked it!!!! :xxx:

 

Now i really do have to work for a living :headvswal