Do not break the chain something terrible could happen to you, This

is a decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid

schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send

this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

 

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife or girlfriend, put her in a large carton,

don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who

is at the top of your list, Then cross that name off and add your

name to the bottom of the list. Soon, your name will be at the top

of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

 

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 Models

463 Wild nymphos

3,234 Good-looking nymphos

20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms

40,198 Bi-sexual women.

 

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less

inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And,

best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of

those that come back to you.

 

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

 

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of

his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing

gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the

accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the

international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his

old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he

had not sent the chain letter)

 

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 3rd place above

me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering

from exhaustion.

 

Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

 

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to

achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no

lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women).

No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises

like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter

today to 9 of your best friends. PS. - Even when you have no

girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women

that arrives will know how to use it.

 

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can

prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake

:eek: :hyper:

:eek: :hyper:

 

Dont tell me a crisp ten pound note!! my mate did it! ha ha

Do not break the chain something terrible could happen to you, This

is a decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid

schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send

this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

 

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife or girlfriend, put her in a large carton,

don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who

is at the top of your list, Then cross that name off and add your

name to the bottom of the list. Soon, your name will be at the top

of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

 

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 Models

463 Wild nymphos

3,234 Good-looking nymphos

20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms

40,198 Bi-sexual women.

 

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less

inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And,

best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of

those that come back to you.

 

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

 

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of

his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing

gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the

accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the

international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his

old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he

had not sent the chain letter)

 

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 3rd place above

me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering

from exhaustion.

 

Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

 

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to

achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no

lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women).

No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises

like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter

today to 9 of your best friends. PS. - Even when you have no

girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women

that arrives will know how to use it.

 

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can

prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Duff what are the chances that the Miss worlds 0.5 would be the bottom half mate ??