bloody hell, was out in a club and saw these three women.

 

two fat, one nice.

 

One of the fat ones comes over and starts chatting to me. tried my best to keep looking at her fit mate and eventualy she buggered off.

 

later on was dasncing wiht the fit one and went for the kill, only to have her say. "sarry my mate realy likes you and id feel bad if we got it on"

 

bloody fat women.

 

ban em!

 

HAPPY IRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRHDAY TO ME! :) :dance: :hyper: :dance: :)

to wit you should have replied, 'well today's my birthday and I like the present company' :D

 

was she irish?

 

just wondering about the 'sarry' bit :rofl:

 

Happy birthday mate :D

women !!! cant live with em! cant kill em :rofl: :rofl:

damn it! if she keeps saying that she'll not get off with anyone!

While stressing that I'm NOT a chubby chaser, there is a lot to be said for the larger girl...........

 

Apparently they try harder.......if you know what I mean !!

Lower your standards...drink more beer!!!!

Agreed, drink more beer.

 

Yea, when you get older you'll think back and say (I wish I had Hit that)

 

I can't tell ya how many times I've said that.

Agreed, drink more beer.

 

Yea, when you get older you'll think back and say (I wish I had Hit that)

 

I can't tell ya how many times I've said that.

 

you mean like this guy???????????

NO THANKS lol

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=14892986&method=full&siteid=50143

you mean like this guy???????????

NO THANKS lol

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=14892986&method=full&siteid=50143

 

Lol, man, that's excessive.. Almost ChrisC standards :rofl:

 

Must admit my ex was pretty big mind - but then again, I'm not exactly slim either, so it was more a case of her being the only one that'd have me :rofl:

 

Ah well, single is much better anyway I reckon - no having to please someone else all the time ;)

 

Aaron :cry: :cry:

you mean like this guy???????????

 

Yea, you have a point. I guess even at my age there is a limit to the madness.

mirror quote

So will Tony be carrying his big bride over the threshold? "I'll give it a go," he smiles.

 

LOL no, he'll be rolling her over the threshold.

mirror quote

 

LOL no, he'll be rolling her over the threshold.

 

the mind boggles what makes some people tick

he also says

 

"Some cars are too small for her to get in to, but I've got a Vauxhall Combo van and she was able to get into that - although I had to ask her to shift over when I was changing gear."

 

so i guess we won't be talking to him on here :p

see manwell owners autos do come in handy :tongue:

 

though i reckon you would need a WHOLE AUTO BOX to keep her happy :rolleyes:

Awee bit near the knuckle this, but here goes !!

 

My mate, who`s wife left him after he found out about her sleeping around always says "There is only one creature on this planet that bleeds for a week every month and doesnt die, so watch out for them" !! :x: :x:

 

Sorry to all the nice Ladies that are on this forum !!

 

 

Alan....

 

p.s.

 

I wouldnt swop the one I have for anything !!

 

Alan......

bloody hell, was out in a club and saw these three women.

two fat, one nice.

One of the fat ones comes over and starts chatting to me. tried my best to keep looking at her fit mate and eventualy she buggered off.

later on was dasncing wiht the fit one and went for the kill, only to have her say. "sarry my mate realy likes you and id feel bad if we got it on"

bloody fat women.

ban em!

HAPPY IRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRHDAY TO ME! :) :dance: :hyper: :dance: :)

 

So you went home and that was that, Fat one would have done for me..hehe

:dance:

The only women i ever chatted up turned out to be either lesbians or they suffered from a weak bladder!..........Think about it :( :D

 

 

Happy Birthday Matey :)

happy birthday nick the gangster :D

Lol, man, that's excessive.. Almost ChrisC standards :rofl:

 

Must admit my ex was pretty big mind - but then again, I'm not exactly slim either, so it was more a case of her being the only one that'd have me :rofl:

 

Ah well, single is much better anyway I reckon - no having to please someone else all the time ;)

 

Aaron :cry: :cry:

 

watch chubby chasers thursday 11pm itv m8

just seen the previews and from what ive seen it will make you

EVEN MORE CERTAIN SINGLE IS BETTER THAN SOME OPTIONS lol

any hole is a goal!!!!!

 

sod it... keep your standards

does this mean I dont need to keep killing the fury animals for your missus coat. or should we get one of the moderators to delete this thread just in case someone opens thier mouth :tongue:

 

should have just said, hey I man enough for the 2 of you.

Lol, man, that's excessive.. Almost ChrisC standards :rofl:

 

Must admit my ex was pretty big mind - but then again, I'm not exactly slim either, so it was more a case of her being the only one that'd have me :rofl:

 

Ah well, single is much better anyway I reckon - no having to please someone else all the time ;)

 

Aaron :cry: :cry:

 

take aaronjb out with you next time he can be wingman and distract the other ladies that didn't take your fancy! (plus he sounds depressed and in need of some action!!) ;)