With regard to the other posting regarding "chavs" We have these up in Scotland as well.

 

We call them Neds = None Educated Delinquents !!

 

Try the Scottish version;

 

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

 

Seen a lot of these type of people when I used to stay in Harlow !! :)

 

Alan.......

LOL :D

 

Yes mate, same thing. Different parts of the country call Chav's different things.

From a linguistic perspective the most interesting aspect is the wide variety of local names given to the type. Scots call them neds (often said to be an acronym of “non-educated delinquents”, but that’s a folk etymology, given credence by being mentioned as fact during a debate in the Scottish parliament in 2003; it’s actually from an abridged form of the given name Edward, which was attached to this group in the period of the teddy-boys, who dressed in a version of Edwardian costume).

so now you know!

I like the games on there, especially the challenge one, havent lost yet. "whit you lukin et?"lmao. How many times you heard that :)

Ahmurny gonnae dae it

 

or 'here you ya dafty' :rofl:

 

I'd say neds are worse than Chavs :x:

 

hehe glasgowsurvival 'aye whatever doll'

I guess a pikey is a gypsy ?? Or should I say a Romany ??

 

We call them Tinks, short for Tinkers or Gadgies !!

 

Aint the English lingo brill ?

 

The "F" word has many uses, hope this works !!

 

http://www.killsometime.com/humor/humor.asp?humor=FWord

 

Awrite Jimmy....

 

Alan...

I guess a pikey is a gypsy ?? Or should I say a Romany ??

 

We call them Tinks, short for Tinkers or Gadgies !!

 

Aint the English lingo brill ?

 

The "F" word has many uses, hope this works !!

 

http://www.killsometime.com/humor/humor.asp?humor=FWord

 

Awrite Jimmy....

 

Alan...

 

I would say...

 

Pikeys are or Irish descent.

Gypsys / Gyppos are from eastern Europe / Romania.

Both are itinerrant (ie move about in caravans)

 

I think chavs are a regionally based social grouping like neds.

Pure Quality Website Alan.....i work beside a couple of NEDS from Govan in Glasgow and this site gave us all another excuse to give them shit this week at work...Nova driving wee fannies that they are.

 

Cheers John Crisp

John,

 

The thing is, they are getting up-market nowadays !! Being in the motor trade like yourself, you see all the young lads in the workshop with their first car. ie Nova, Pug 106 or 306 etc, We have an 18 year old with a Corsa !!

 

Car, or as they say, the "brief" is lowered, stiffened, chipped, privacy glassed ?? 700watts of bass, fully recaro`d, running 18` rims with dear rubber, and to top it all, painted in flip flop paint !!! :eek: :eek:

 

It is however a derv coz he has a bit of a distance to travel every day !! :xxx:

Couldnt help wonder where the chip goes ???

Privacy glass is there to hide him obviously. He asked me to go on a head 2 head with him atCraill !!!!

Of course I was too feart !!

Yup, a fanny right enough !!! :dance:

 

Alan........

Yeah Alan they are goin upmarket but usually i get the head to head on Crookston Road on my way home.....big long straight road with many traffic lights and unmarked police cars....i give it yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa to about 35 mph...cruise control on then as they whiz past me doing about 50 they get the famous ned gesture aimed back at them....up middle right finger....

 

 

Cheers John Crisp

John,

 

The thing is, they are getting up-market nowadays !! Being in the motor trade like yourself, you see all the young lads in the workshop with their first car. ie Nova, Pug 106 or 306 etc, We have an 18 year old with a Corsa !!

 

Car, or as they say, the "brief" is lowered, stiffened, chipped, privacy glassed ?? 700watts of bass, fully recaro`d, running 18` rims with dear rubber, and to top it all, painted in flip flop paint !!! :eek: :eek:

 

It is however a derv coz he has a bit of a distance to travel every day !! :xxx:

Couldnt help wonder where the chip goes ???

Privacy glass is there to hide him obviously. He asked me to go on a head 2 head with him atCraill !!!!

Of course I was too feart !!

Yup, a fanny right enough !!! :dance:

 

Alan........

 

 

FPMSLMFFFAAAOOOOO :)

 

Post some more mate, that's had me in tears! Privacy glass to hide him!!! QUALITY!!! :D :D :rofl: :rofl:

Mr Timothy Turbo,

 

My Zed has twin 80mm Stainless pipes at the rear, which is fairly standardish and not over the top.

 

This same balloon comes across the petrol station forecourt and says; Way cool big man, how do you get the 2 exhausts to smoke at the same time ?? :xxx:

 

My 1st thought was to think to meself, "oh s**t, my tubs" NO

 

It was just the thought of smoke coming out of both pipes that attracted him !! :rolleyes: So thinking fast on my feet, I told him 1 exhaust was for the engine and the other was only for the turbos !!

Aaahhh he says, thats why on Fast & Furious when they welly it, they always smoke !! :shock: His twin pipes dont look that good coz his "spare" pipe is only rivetted to the bumper and is not connected up, just there too "look the biz" he replies.

 

Worst thing of all is he keeps flashing his lights and waving at me if I pass him in the street !! Even my mate asked me if I had a secret love child !! :mad:

Like I said, he is a fanny !!

 

Alan.........

LMFAO :D

 

He truly is a Chav mellon! ;)