Last night my missus saw some little scrote standing in my driveway eyeing up my car at about 12:45am.

Unfortunatley I was having a dump at the time and by the time I'd got downstairs he'd legged it.

Little fooker :mac1: :mac1:

Shoulda launched it out of the window at the little git!! SPLAT!!Ewww!!

Oooh, good idea, I'll keep that in mind if he comes back!!!

Shoulda launched it out of the window at the little git!! SPLAT!!Ewww!!

 

PMSL what a shit idea :rofl: you might hit the car :rofl:

PMSL what a shit idea :rofl: you might hit the car :rofl:

 

 

Catch the little bed-wetter and use his head to polish it off with some of that excellent Meguiars stuff! :rofl:

YOu where having a shit? That means you had ammo to fling at him!

Keep a close eye out then for the next few days - could well be coming back for a proper go.

Keep a close eye out then for the next few days - could well be coming back for a proper go.

 

Yeah that's what I'm worried about!!

Baseball bat & trainers will be living by the front door for the next few weeks!!

Yeah that's what I'm worried about!!

Baseball bat & trainers will be living by the front door for the next few weeks!!

 

Not got a bear trap bud but pretty sure I can find instructions on wiring up your door handles to the mains

Yeah that's a good idea, wire up the whole of the bodywork and fry his ass!

save the mains and get yourself a heathy capacitor :) or a paintball gun with some frozen paint pellets, wont kill him (unless youre really lucky) but will give hime something to think about

save the mains and get yourself a heathy capacitor :) or a paintball gun with some frozen paint pellets, wont kill him (unless youre really lucky) but will give hime something to think about

 

Actually, you've just reminded me, I've got a catapult and some ballbearings in the shed. May have to dig them out, it'll save chasing him!!!

remember if you hurt him, you will be the one who gets arrested :(

 

maybe he was just admiring the car, i stop and look at cars every now and then when im walking around.

remember if you hurt him, you will be the one who gets arrested :(

 

maybe he was just admiring the car, i stop and look at cars every now and then when im walking around.

 

Mike you just stop to admire that wonderful coat of yours refelecting in the windows. :rofl: :rofl:

remember if you hurt him, you will be the one who gets arrested :(

 

maybe he was just admiring the car, i stop and look at cars every now and then when im walking around.

 

I thought this, but apparently he was right down my drive by the kitchen window, then he noticed my missus standing in the kitchen watching him and he walked back up the drive and round the corner out of sight. Then about 2 minutes later he walked back round to the drive, saw my missus still standing in the kitchen, pretended to wave to someone in the street, and then walked off.

:xxx: :xxx: :xxx:

I know he may not have been casing the car, but I'd still like to know what the fook he was doing on my property at quarter to one in the morning!!

Don't forget you can pick up really cheap CCTV systems these days.

 

Also don't forget to activate your alarm!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would be good if we were allowed to get all medieval on his ass. I think it would be great to have the body of a car thief hanging by the neck from the nearest street lamp, with the label TWOCER on his chest. :mac1:

 

 

Even better...........bring back the old Viking Blood Eagle......... cut the ribs from the spine, make two large slits in the back and rip out the lungs either side of the body. The lungs then look like bloody 'wings' and the victim is alive long enough to realise what's going on!! ;) :D

Don't forget you can pick up really cheap CCTV systems these days.

 

Also don't forget to activate your alarm!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would be good if we were allowed to get all medieval on his ass. I think it would be great to have the body of a car thief hanging by the neck from the nearest street lamp, with the label TWOCER on his chest. :mac1:

 

 

Even better...........bring back the old Viking Blood Eagle......... cut the ribs from the spine, make two large slits in the back and rip out the lungs either side of the body. The lungs then look like bloody 'wings' and the victim is alive long enough to realise what's going on!! ;) :D

 

 

Errr,If you ever catch me looking at YOUR car-I'll just be admiring it Honest!!

Mate! :D

Would be good if we were allowed to get all medieval on his ass. I think it would be great to have the body of a car thief hanging by the neck from the nearest street lamp, with the label TWOCER on his chest. :mac1:

 

 

Even better...........bring back the old Viking Blood Eagle......... cut the ribs from the spine, make two large slits in the back and rip out the lungs either side of the body. The lungs then look like bloody 'wings' and the victim is alive long enough to realise what's going on!! ;) :D

 

You are sick...

 

 

... I like that!!

 

I have an impressive array of swords and various close quarters weaponry at my disposal. Any twocer comes round my gaff, they gonna get diced :mad: !

You are sick...

 

 

... I like that!!

 

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I think I'd make a great Dictator for Life!! Firm but fair!! :cool: :)

I would stop and look 2. But not in your driveway, but I do have a black 92 TT !!!

 

So mabe that's ok.