Anyone got any good cures for Flu??

 

I've tried the usual Beechams capsules and things but it's not shifting, I'm fed up of sneezing or coughing up different types of snot or phlem and I had a real nice gift from the back of my nose just....

 

.....it was a like a manky old sun dried tomato covered in yellow sticky snot.....

 

and it was hard too.....feel much better now it's gone but I'm sure it won't last..

 

:(

 

Matty.

JD mate, couple of bottles and you'll feel great...for a while until that wears off. :D

Try rubbing deep heat into your eyes.

It won't cure your cold, but it will sure take your mind off it for a while :rofl:

 

I've always found sleep and food cure a cold very quickly.

If it's flu you have then sleep and fluid.

Try rubbing deep heat into your eyes.

It won't cure your cold, but it will sure take your mind off it for a while :rofl:

 

 

PMSL :rofl:

Try rubbing deep heat into your eyes.

It won't cure your cold, but it will sure take your mind off it for a while :rofl:

 

Deep heat is bad enough if you accidently get it onto your nut sack while rubbing some on your groin area before football.......man you know you've got a bit on there...

 

I can recall the heat as if it were yesterday...... :cry:

 

Matty.

Deep heat is bad enough if you accidently get it onto your nut sack while rubbing some on your groin area before football.......man you know you've got a bit on there...

 

I can recall the heat as if it were yesterday...... :cry:

 

Matty.

 

Excuses excuses! LMAO c'mon Matty admit you use it as a lube for the 'extra sensation' ;) :rofl:

Deep heat is bad enough if you accidently get it onto your nut sack while rubbing some on your groin area before football.......man you know you've got a bit on there...

 

I can recall the heat as if it were yesterday...... :cry:

 

Matty.

Too much info there bud!! :slap:

 

You could fit a few things on my Z, that would make you forget about it for a while!

Excuses excuses! LMAO c'mon Matty admit you use it as a lube for the 'extra sensation' ;) :rofl:

 

Only on a Friday night........ :D

Too much info there bud!! :slap:

 

You could fit a few things on my Z, that would make you forget about it for a while!

 

As much as I'd love too.........it involves gettign motivated and ATM I can't.....

 

;)

 

Matty.

Echinacea.

 

Go to a health shop or chinese herbalist and get some Echinacea drops. they will help you recover very quickley and boost your imune system.

 

Now Duffers for you little problem there are herbal remerdies that work just as well as Viagra :slap: :rofl:

A couple of Solpadeine knocked back with a glass of vodka - marvelous :)

Cure for flu? Half a bottle of vodka, a big fat spliff and a blow-job form your current/favourite totty while watching hard-core porn! :) :)

get some berocca, either the fizzy orange tablets or the big tablets to swallow. chock full of vitamin c and loads of other stuff. not sure if it helps a cure (although I did see somthing on tv the other night saying vitamin c does help kick the common cold, but not prevent it) but it certainly gives you a lift (and your wee will turn day-glow orange which is pretty funny!!)

I always found half biottle of Vodka does it. Not mucking about it realy does work for me.

Apparently 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide in your ears when first detected :shock:

 

Personally I would prefer the brandy method ;)

Apparently 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide in your ears when first detected

Personally I would prefer the brandy method ;)

 

....personally I prefer MY method!! LOL! ;)

SWEAT it out:

a) wear about 10 layers of clothes

b) ... well... ;)

LOL This is one area where I agree with women.

 

Flu is a relatively rare and v dangerous, sometimes fatal in old people/ babies, illness. Matty you have A COLD :rolleyes:

 

I heard a saying about not going into your garden to retrieve a £50 note if you had flu, wonder if that covers getting up and posting on the forum ;)

 

Cheers

 

Dr Shrimp

aha doctor shrimp is in the house! :)

 

I wonder pete could you have a look at my bunions?

LOL This is one area where I agree with women.

 

Flu is a relatively rare and v dangerous, sometimes fatal in old people/ babies, illness. Matty you have A COLD :rolleyes:

 

I heard a saying about not going into your garden to retrieve a £50 note if you had flu, wonder if that covers getting up and posting on the forum ;)

 

Cheers

 

Dr Shrimp

 

Yeah, I have a man cold and that's what I said, I have Flu :rofl: .......some doctor you are....plus I have a chest infection......so I'm going rotten from the inside out...

 

If I choose to post whore, I mean post on the forum when I'm sick that's up to me, just means I'm strong and can take the aching, snotty nose, headache, shakes, coughing and spluttering while I type............ :p :p

 

Matty.