he said "you're like a Japanese car - it does everything, but I just don't want one" [should have finished with....because I'm a shallow, overpaid, untalented vain prick who MUST drive a BMW/Jag/Ferrari etc.] :xxx:

Umm.....and are you selling yours to by a BMW/Jag/Ferrari etc LOL

 

Soz but you had that comming...

No, I also own a 200SX - so staying with Nissan/Jap car. :tongue:

Simon Cowell is ace, most of the girls he lets through in the competition(s) you can tell is because he is lining them up for sausage time! LOL Who wouldn't??? What a job! :dance:

PMSL @ Sausage time :rofl::rofl: Class! :D

 

STOP!.... Sausage time! :bow:

He's got a Maybach though, ain't he? Shows how much he knows about cars.

Yeah that you can get more girls with longer legs in it! ;) Multiple sausage jockey wagon...LARGE! LOL :rofl:

PMSL :rofl:

Pmsl

he's a fookin tw@t tho' - needs a good whack IMO !

Simon Cowell is ace, most of the girls he lets through in the competition(s) you can tell is because he is lining them up for sausage time! LOL Who wouldn't??? What a job! :dance:

 

I think he's a fruit! He did have a highly publicised affair.....with ?? Alicia Douvall ????? ....... that must have been a PR stunt. He's a wooley wooftah!

 

He got the quickest lap on Top Gear though.

 

And I like it when he crushes people on stage on that singing show. They think they're good and he tells them, in no uncertain terms, they're, rubbish. And they run off crying. Top TV.

It does make funny TV, but he is an arrogant cock who does it for effect :xxx: TV companies get complaints for far less lol, I'm surprised he hasnt been complained about in this day and age.

he's a fookin tw@t tho' - needs a good whack IMO !

 

Rich tw@t though bud! ;)

ooooohhhh all these green eyes in the forum.....as timmy has said hes rich and if i was that rich i wouldnt give a shit either

Ahh Simon Cowell is rich, therefore if we insult him, then we MUST be jealous :rolleyes: Bet you are rich too tooley ;)

Ahh Simon Cowell is rich, therefore if we insult him, then we MUST be jealous :rolleyes: Bet you are rich too tooley ;)

 

top answer - u beat me 2 it - what a load of cr@p - so being rich means u must be an OK person ?!? and no-one can argue with a rich person ?!

 

There are lots of rich ppl who IMO are welcome to their wealth because they did/do a good job. There are also rich ppl who I resent being rich, because they got rich by being lucky, born in right place, pushy, ruthless or gobby. These I resent.

 

Putting ppl down is very cheap TV - and it's not very admirable. Where he is simply honest, fine - but if Sharon Osbourne had Ozzy and the horrible daughter went on their show (assuming they had not already been successful), Simon wud slag em summin rotten. That's why the show is largely *****cks - it's not all about having a perfect singing voice. What about Spice Girls who Simon helped - they aren't very good singers to put it mildly.

What about Spice Girls who Simon helped - they aren't very good singers to put it mildly.

Wasn't that Simon Fuller?

 

I agree that Simon Cowell's an @rse though, so I don't watch any programmes he's in. Simple! ;)

Yes, he's arrogant and a c*ck and might well be a marmite miner, but he's just accepting how the industry works and using it to make him as much money as possible!

 

Sure, it *should* only be about singing talent, but in reality it's not is it?

 

It's about T&A.

 

I'm a T man. :D

 

And yes he would put the Osbornes down, but then they're kind of a musical freak of nature I think- things happen to have worked out for them. I think Ozzy's great by the way! Chart music's sh!te. There's no originality there. I think we need a musical revolution- Cowell will be the first against the wall! Though he's probably so shallow he'll put on a wig or shave his head, whichever is most fashionable for the new regime, and go along with the new stuff!