Here is a link to my new looking website for any of you that are interested in Tattoos it includes some of my more recent work enjoy http://www.alzonetattoos.com p.s no looking at the pervy Nipple piercings and Genital Piercings. :D :D :D

Fook me, I couldnt help looking :eek: Damn!! Why do that to your bell end? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?? :cry:

 

Nice site though lol

Prince albert piercings are really popular at the mo you would be amazed at how many people have them done but recently there has been a huge demand for Female Clitoral Hood Piercings. Pete if you and your ladie want them done then you know how to find me mate ha ha ha..... :D :D :D

How many mens willies have you handled then? :D:eek:

None actually Pete as I have a Female Body piercer that does them all for me. I just concentrate on the Tattooing :D :D :D

Here are some recent piccies of some of my work....

Hope you like em ???

I hope one of those prince albert pics is not you mate

Here is a picture of me with the World's most heavily Tattooed person currently in the Guiness Book of Records "Lucky Diamond Rich" from Australia.

Unfortunately not mate Nikon, Olympus and Pentax are still in the design stage of trying to come up with a Lens big enough to fit my Genitals on to....The small Grub looking thing on there is "PETE" now you know why they call him "SHRIMPY" :duffer: :dance: :duffer:

I hope one of those prince albert pics is not you mate

Thats Eminem on the right surely??? :D

That's below the belt mate :xxx:;)

Unfortunately not mate Nikon, Olympus and Pentax are still in the design stage of trying to come up with a Lens big enough to fit my Genitals on to....The small Grub looking thing on there is "PETE" now you know why they call him "SHRIMPY" :duffer: :dance: :duffer:

 

PMSL :rofl: poor Shrimple:D;)

This one is me....

Ahhh bless ;)

 

Before the poll goes up... I would vote no to a "Members members" section :nono: Wouldn't want to make Macca feel inferior ;)

Only joking that one isn't of my bits it was done by a friend of mine in the Biz from Wales and it took him 38hrs of intense needle work unbelieveable or what.... Hope this piccie doesn't upset anyone and I don't get told off by the Moderators...

Pete if you fancy having your Nipples Tattooed here is one for you..This only took me 12 hours if you are up for it ??? :D :D

This one is me....

 

arghhhhhhhh the helmet is a sensitive thing :eek:

 

i got a fair few tats but the quality of your work is nice mate,do you do freehand work?

 

and is there any rules to say that another tatooist cant finish someone elses work off as i dont see the chap who hasent finished bits i have off :(

I quite fancied a 'PA' but don't fancy the pain of having it done or having to put my schlong in the hands of some enormous, hairy bloke.

arghhhhhhhh the helmet is a sensitive thing :eek:

 

i got a fair few tats but the quality of your work is nice mate,do you do freehand work?

 

and is there any rules to say that another tatooist cant finish someone elses work off as i dont see the chap who hasent finished bits i have off :(

Thanks for the compliment. Yes I can finish off another Tattooists work depending on what it is and yes I do freehand work who have you been going to in Weston Super Mare? Dinos, Crazy Ink, Kustom Kulture or Purple Pumpkin ??? I know all of them.

I quite fancied a 'PA' but don't fancy the pain of having it done or having to put my schlong in the hands of some enormous, hairy bloke.

Find a Female Body Piercer local to you and get her to do it for you...checkout http://www.tattoostudioguide.com to find someone good close to you....Good Luck Craig.

Thanks for the compliment. Yes I can finish off another Tattooists work depending on what it is and yes I do freehand work who have you been going to in Weston Super Mare? Dinos, Crazy Ink, Kusto Kulture or Purple Pumpkin ??? I know all of them.

 

none of the above mate! a friend nicknamed tatz real name is mark but lost contact lives in taunton and did most work freehand from a gun he built himself in prison :eek: but it worked a treat,hes in to the bikers scene nice enough chap seems to work better after a few jack daniels :D

 

hes good at fineline work and has a wicked imagination which i think you need to have in artwork,i use to say to him something that reflects my personality and some skulls :D

 

my tats need some touchups though as the quality of colour looks faded and blotchy :(

Oh I nearly forgot, a few weeks ago after meeting Herman down at Baggin's place I did a portrait of "HERMAN" from memory for you all to see. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Im sorry Al but..............

 

 

Uncanny

I'm a lot slimmer than him and more sophisticated don't you know.. :dance: :dance: