Ok guys for those of you sat in with some beer as company, check this site out, dont think i've posted it before, if I did appologies, but its one of my favs.

 

I listen to some of these whenever I need a laugh, try satisfaction at the pump its especially good and tinfoil genitalia :D

 

http://www.phoneonthecob.com/

by the way listen to meat catalogue to well funny

God I cant beleive no one has checked this you are all borring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sound not working on my machine....the bigger boys did it then ran away ;-)

and little girl big s**ts :rofl:

 

tin foil genitalia is funny 2

its fookin brill site mate, this guy who owns his own company just winds up all the telemarkets calling. So funny.

 

;)

its fookin brill site mate, this guy who owns his own company just winds up all the telemarkets calling. So funny.

 

;)

 

is this genuine,coz how many telesales over here would listen to some chap whine on about his nuts

 

goes to show what a good sense of humour they have in the states :D

 

LMAO though

Yup all real mate, you can call him too if you want even got his phone no on the web!

Yup all real mate, you can call him too if you want even got his phone no on the web!

 

 

surprised you havent phoned him yet ud get on like a shell garage on fire :D

 

 

give him a bell see what he says

lol might do man, I called this garage in america the other day, was soo ****ing funny. They couldnt understand me, I couldnt understand them. We got on real well.

lol might do man, I called this garage in america the other day, was soo ****ing funny. They couldnt understand me, I couldnt understand them. We got on real well.

 

 

yep i always get on with people i cant understand :rofl:

 

thats why i take holidays to japan cant understand f*** all! the only words they know is love you long time sucky sucky thats all one needs to hear LOL

yep i always get on with people i cant understand

 

thats why i take holidays to japan cant understand f*** all! the only words them ladyboys know is love you long time sucky sucky thats all one needs to hear LOL

 

:rofl:

its fookin brill site mate, this guy who owns his own company just asked me if i wanted a job as a ladyboy reprazentative So funny i obliged :hyper:

 

;)

 

oh dear any funny calls i know who from

ah, man..Im in stitches. Thanks for these. Just listened to "Is Ricky There?", hilarious.

Mate those loads more better ones than that, its fookin funny.

 

Sad i know, but like I said when borred or need a larf I have a listen to some of the real funny ones, and no matter how many times it still cracks me up!

My mate Lee did it when i was inthe States last year,he just picked a advert from the LA times ,it went something like this.

caller: hello venice 853...

lee:good morning im calling about the easel you have for sale in the LA times.

caller: yes.

lee:how old is it?

caller:its about 10 years old.

lee:mmm a little bit old for a easle,what colour is it?

caller:err its brown.

lee:does it bite?

caller:what?

lee:i mean is it good with children?

caller:no no its an artists easle.

lee:what so its not yours?

caller:yes no of course its mine its used for painting.

lee:WHAT thats digusting i should report you.

By now thecaller is practically hysterical.

caller:no no no man its an artists eael,you put canvas on it and paint pictures.

lee:{about a minutes silence} ok then how much do you want for the WEASLE.

 

 

 

This was all coming throug the speakers on his computor and lasted a good 10 mins.pi55ed myself laughing.

My mate Lee did it when i was inthe States last year,he just picked a advert from the LA times ,it went something like this.

caller: hello venice 853...

lee:good morning im calling about the easel you have for sale in the LA times.

caller: yes.

lee:how old is it?

caller:its about 10 years old.

lee:mmm a little bit old for a easle,what colour is it?

caller:err its brown.

lee:does it bite?

caller:what?

lee:i mean is it good with children?

caller:no no its an artists easle.

lee:what so its not yours?

caller:yes no of course its mine its used for painting.

lee:WHAT thats digusting i should report you.

By now thecaller is practically hysterical.

caller:no no no man its an artists eael,you put canvas on it and paint pictures.

lee:{about a minutes silence} ok then how much do you want for the WEASLE.

 

 

 

This was all coming throug the speakers on his computor and lasted a good 10 mins.pi55ed myself laughing.

 

yep its funny when you can wind people up,i phone my mum up sometimes pretend to be the council and tell her she owes us £1500 she falls for it everytime LOL