Jeezus! I've got enough to do at work without putting up with yet another sodding scam! Got 'Official Notification' through the post today that that I am in breach of the Data Protection Act :confused: They will be 'enforcing' it and taking me to court for failure to register, and I will be getting a fine of £5,000.00 and a possible prison sentence :eek:

 

The only way out of it is to register NOW, by sending off this form with tons of info on, and sending it .........with a cheque for £135.00 made payable to 'Registration Fees'!

 

No contact numbers or proper addresses, just a pre-printed envelope with a PO box number on it.

 

I filled it in with a load of shit, made out a cheque for £135.00 from 'Muppetbank' on a post-it note and sent it back to them with no stamp. Probably won't get back to them anyway, but WTF.

 

I'm sure they're making loads from poor saps who fall for it. The whole thing does look quite official, so I'm sure someone will have :(

in respect to the above here is great thing for all those who get plagued by such rubbish...when a compnay sends junk with a freepost address just get your hands on something heavy..in my case a load of house bricks laying around the garden i needed shot of...put em in a sack...stuck on the freepost address and took it up the post office..hey presto...got rid of my bricks and loads of other rubbish all for free and the best bit is the guys at the other end pay for the overweight post charges...:)

There are loads of these DPA scams running at the moment - I had one last week from "Data Collection Services".

 

There's a 'full' list of known ones here:

http://www.informationcommissioner.gov.uk/eventual.aspx?id=3677

in respect to the above here is great thing for all those who get plagued by such rubbish...when a compnay sends junk with a freepost address just get your hands on something heavy..in my case a load of house bricks laying around the garden i needed shot of...put em in a sack...stuck on the freepost address and took it up the post office..hey presto...got rid of my bricks and loads of other rubbish all for free and the best bit is the guys at the other end pay for the overweight post charges...:)

 

Comedy genius!!! I'll be trying that one! Some silly b1tch keeps leaving bin bags round the side of my house which the cats pull open spilling nappies and other junk all over the place, will have to shovel some up and bung em in a box!!! :dance:

will have to shovel some up and bung em in a box

thats the spirit...more is best

Comedy genius!!! I'll be trying that one! Some silly b1tch keeps leaving bin bags round the side of my house which the cats pull open spilling nappies and other junk all over the place, will have to shovel some up and bung em in a box!!! :dance:

 

 

Heh, heh, heh! Did a great one a few years ago. Some absolute DICK of a con-artist customer of mine stitched me up for over £25,000. Gave me some big sob story blah, blah, blah........

 

I found out that he had stitched up LOADs of people, conning them out of their life savings on some get rich quick scheme :rolleyes: (he owed my company money for office rent and services)

 

Anyway, to cut a looooong story short, I found out that he had a convertable Aston Martin DB7. A friend of mine has some BIG rotwiellers, so we scooped all the shit out of his back yard, went round to the tossers house, ripped open his roof, and piled all the dog shit in there! :xxx: :dance: :D

 

 

(of course I am making all this up officer ;) )

Theres an eBay one going around - an email claiming that your details are incorrect and could lead to the suspension of your account and so on, but if you read the mail carefully there's some poor punctuation and spelling, and they spell the company Safeharbor (instead of Safeharbour). :mac1:

All scam heads need a fuxckingn smack in the face

 

I am pissed yes, but will gladly box their head in :D

 

Western style boxing with fencing, JKD and phillipino knife fighting rules :D

All scam heads need a fuxckingn smack in the face

 

I am pissed yes, but will gladly box their head in :D

 

Western style boxing with fencing, JKD and phillipino knife fighting rules :D

 

 

My prefered technique is to 'windmill' in, preferably holding a heavy ashtray.

My prefered technique is to 'windmill' in, preferably holding a heavy ashtray.

hehehehe isnt that what that bloke did in eastenders, so me missus says!