i went to open my lunch box morning and instead of my usual mixture of chocalate bars and crisps i found raw mushrooms, cucumber and tomatoes.

 

I think my mum is trying to poison me :(

i went to open my lunch box morning and instead of my usual mixture of chocalate bars and crisps i found raw mushrooms, cucumber and tomatoes.

 

I think my mum is trying to poison me :(

 

PMSL, make your own lunch then ;)

LMFAO!!!! Your mum makes your packed lunch????? You big baby......But on the contents matter, maybe you are getting fat and this is her way of telling you? :)

LOL ... Maybe you are a fat porker who needs to go on a diet. :D

 

Rabbit food for you from now on .... LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Then again, like Kia99 said you could always make your own lunch.

What! NO dairylea! The BITCH!

couldnt you steal one of the other kids' lunchbox?

see I told u! It will be baby grows next!

see I told u! It will be baby grows next!

 

LMAO .... What is the average age of a zed driver .. someone start a poll ...

 

I am old enough to keep the average up ... :-)

She's been watching that "You are what you eat" program. Watch out or you could end up with a hose pipe up your butt for a good flushing out :rofl:

I think its funny how old you imagine people are. I thought Mike Groves was about 40 before I met him, and I was so stunned I just blurted that out to him, LOL!!!

I'm 32 btw.

I think its funny how old you imagine people are. I thought Mike Groves was about 40 before I met him, .

 

 

Is he not like? :eek:

I just thought he must use oil of ulay/olay (whatever its called)

I think its funny how old you imagine people are. I thought Mike Groves was about 40 before I met him, and I was so stunned I just blurted that out to him, LOL!!!

I'm 32 btw.

 

I thought he was about 40, then again I haven't met him yet!

The way he nags you would think he's 40 odd (more odd really ;) )

 

And no way James your never 32!! LMAO!! Thought you were younger........:confused:

 

I'm just over the hill now at 30 with my next birthday being on the 11th September (plain cake?) when I'm 31...................................

 

LMAO!

 

Matty.

I'm 36 FFS .... where the fook did all the years go? ....

 

I'm off to find me slippers :rofl: :rofl:

And no way James your never 32!! LMAO!! Thought you were younger........:confused:

LMAO!

 

Matty.

 

LMFAO have you seen James he could easily pass for 40 :tongue:

LMFAO have you seen James he could easily pass for 40 :tongue:

 

I have fella, at Billing...............bit in my defence I was hungover..........VERY hungover.....

 

:D

 

Matty.

LOL

 

not getting fat at all only weight nine half stone, i'll bring down the average age being 20 but look allot younger than that get stopped all the time for it.

Cheeky fookers! I am always mistaken for twenty-something. My youthful good looks. Just think how young I'd look if I had a full head of hair!

fookers, just read this thread

 

i'm 22 not 40 :P

 

often get mistaken for being 18 though,

:D

 

23 in october for whoever wants to buy me a present

Let's all chip in then and buy Mr. G a private plate for his Z...B4NME would look nice! LMFAO :)

I've only ever banned one person and that was many months ago :)

LOL, joke dude. :)

LOL, joke dude. :)

 

Timmy, I can't take jokes, have you not learnt anything ;)

9st you are a mere flyweight

i found raw mushrooms.

 

I think my mum is trying to poison me :(

 

Magic ones I hope. "Jaffa gets to work that day and says: man that was a trippy drive in- there were blue smurfs driving pink supras- they were everywhere! "