:rofl: hope you like this. i guess im bored :rofl:
siraff says:
well i been asking around.
siraff says:
the general feeling is that it was a silver frog with a towbar but......
Mathew (mtl) says:
lol
siraff says:
we believe it was the non turbo frog. we think the driver owns a nissan sunny and had borrowed this non turbo frog for the day....
siraff says:
and, used to the huge power of the sunny had been dissapointed with said frog.....
siraff says:
therefore they had been hammering the frog all day but thought they'd go for a bit of a shop......
siraff says:
after popping into boots for some viagra (obdviously got a pin) they saw a sale in the car shop.....
siraff says:
they proceeded over to the window in awe of such low prices and thought "i'll impress the owner of this frog by making it as fast as my sunny"....
siraff says:
in they went and purchased a NOS kit and some turbo's....
siraff says:
now, being a little light in the trouser department had lead to this nimptie being at a loss with the ladies, tues giving him time to read lots of "how to" books and therefroe he set about fitting the turbo's and NOS with the haynes handy "just in case"....
siraff says:
once fitted in record time, he stood back and admired his work but the car park attendent called him over and berated him for working on his car in the car park.
siraff says:
in his rush to get away he forgot he now had lots of power and drove it like a sunny. this resulted in his unfortunate coming together with a really beautiful and fast car of which he had never seen the like before.
siraff says:
as the attendant watched he booted the frog and made his escape. the embarassed attendent was too in awe looking at the Z to notice the 'plate on the frog and so pretended not to see anything.
siraff says:
the happy owner of one of the best cars in the world came back to find the damage.
:rofl: hope you like this. i guess im bored :rofl:
siraff says:
well i been asking around.
siraff says:
the general feeling is that it was a silver frog with a towbar but......
Mathew (mtl) says:
lol
siraff says:
we believe it was the non turbo frog. we think the driver owns a nissan sunny and had borrowed this non turbo frog for the day....
siraff says:
and, used to the huge power of the sunny had been dissapointed with said frog.....
siraff says:
therefore they had been hammering the frog all day but thought they'd go for a bit of a shop......
siraff says:
after popping into boots for some viagra (obdviously got a pin) they saw a sale in the car shop.....
siraff says:
they proceeded over to the window in awe of such low prices and thought "i'll impress the owner of this frog by making it as fast as my sunny"....
siraff says:
in they went and purchased a NOS kit and some turbo's....
siraff says:
now, being a little light in the trouser department had lead to this nimptie being at a loss with the ladies, tues giving him time to read lots of "how to" books and therefroe he set about fitting the turbo's and NOS with the haynes handy "just in case"....
siraff says:
once fitted in record time, he stood back and admired his work but the car park attendent called him over and berated him for working on his car in the car park.
siraff says:
in his rush to get away he forgot he now had lots of power and drove it like a sunny. this resulted in his unfortunate coming together with a really beautiful and fast car of which he had never seen the like before.
siraff says:
as the attendant watched he booted the frog and made his escape. the embarassed attendent was too in awe looking at the Z to notice the 'plate on the frog and so pretended not to see anything.
siraff says:
the happy owner of one of the best cars in the world came back to find the damage.
Mathew (mtl) says:
lol, that sounds correct lol
siraff says:
and thats where we started.
Mathew (mtl) says:
thats spot on!
siraff says:
sussed.
siraff says:
ok, thats my lawyer bit for today.
siraff says:
lol
Mathew (mtl) says:
lol, thats perfect!
siraff says:
wish i knew how to post it on the Z site.
siraff says:
i dunno how to get the chat logs off here.
siraff says:
i bet they all agree.
whoever hit Mats car, :slap:
whoever catches the #@'.##, :bow: