Havn't moved me car all week as I been working on me garden all week! lol

 

Anyway thought it was time I blew the cobwebs out today!

 

Went out about 11ish, had an enjoyable cruise watching all the piss heads wobbling everywhere, one twat I passed couldnt even walk and after I went by he stumbled into the road infront of a car :O

 

Anyway's on the home stretch and an old MR2 pulled out behined me round the roundabout and on to the dualy. I was in the outside lane and I wasnt gonna race him because it wasnt worth the petrol. so anyway, im doing 40, and this set of headlights creap up beside me, we aproach the roundabout and I go round it in outside lane and straight on, then the geezer in the Mr2 stays in the inside lane and floors it!

 

At first I thought whatever, and let him do it, but for somereason my right foot decided it wanted to plant the accelerator to the ground? my right foot must be attached to my balls, and whenever someone challenges them it decides it wants to go for it?

 

Off I sped, cought him up in about a second or two, then flew past at a silly rate of nots emphasising looking that twat down as I went flying passed. He just stared. Anyway, kept flating it right into the next roundabout, looking ahead like you do a guy was comming fast from the left into the roundabout, I had a feeling like you get that he just wasnt going to stop or even look!!!, so Im at the roundabout about to fly over and the silly twat who is in one of them dark red ****ing crysler munster things dont stop. Nearly ran me off the fkin road, I was on the power and twitched the wheel, sliding round the front of him, as the roads are pretty wet and greasy atm the backend flew! I firmly depressed the horn and gestured kindly to him out the window as I kept on the power and sliding down the dualy.

 

Anyways, comes to the next roundabout not a sausage in sight, then I decide to slow up, because i've blasted enough. So I start to cross the roundabout at a sensible speed, and **** ME another munster comes from the left of the roundabout and nearly hits me, this time a silver one with a gangly haired twat in it and he didnt even look? Luckily I was doubling back on the roundabout and put my foot down to get away from it hitting me.

 

This kinda freeked me out, I was thinking that the pissed off guy in the mister2 either called his munster mates that were out to try and drive me off the road, or perhaps I drove through a portal to the fukin twilight zone?

 

I mean how often does that sort of shit happen? NEVER!?

 

So I decided to drive home after the crysler muster crew were after my balls. I didnt run into any more but thats just plain ****ing weird, I had to post about it!!!!! the funny thing? mister 2 was going down the oposite side of the dualler when I was on the way back , at least now he can say to his mates he past me even if I was going the wrong way :rofl:

Steve, Im pissed and cant be arsed to read all of that but am i right in saying.....Well done mate:):):)

lol, ok well sort of, I blew away an old mr2 not much competition there, and dodged two oncoming crysler munster vehicles that tried to run me off the road, so yeh maybe, lol

LOL, when you say old MR2 do you mean the mk1

yar that be the one, otherwise known as a chunk of brie or cheese wedge if you prefer

You saying im a slice of some posh cheese ;)

I have no idea what you are talking about mate lol, had a wee bit much to drink?

Steve, Im pissed and cant be arsed to read all of that but am i right in saying.....Well done mate:):):)

 

 

Pissed, nothing new there.... Oh pot bellied dark one

Bit of a lack of direction there Chunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no idea what you are talking about mate lol, had a wee bit much to drink?

 

Absolutely PMSL here............tears of laughter!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Chunk, WTF are you like!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Oh dear, sniff, right, well, finsihed laughing here so I will comment on your drive out.

 

I had a similiar case the other day steve, wont go into detail but every time I drove bya junction, cars kept pulling out halfway into my lane, and when ur doing 60-70mph, that scares the sh1t of of ya!!!

 

Must of been nation 'I am tw@t and cant drive day!' :D

I like to call the mk 1s weetabix packets. Hey Steve r u sure you had your headlights on ;) :)

My mates got a MK 1. The clutch is knackered, the T-bars leak (understatement! Keep telling him his next mod should be a shower curtain:D), the exhaust blows, it's running on dodgy remoulds, the interior is FUBAR'd and for some reason it permanently smells of wet dog, despite him being without pet of any variety. Nice car! :rolleyes: :rofl:

 

And on another note, was coming back from the centre of Brum late on Wednesday, driving sedately back from a party with Lucie, and noticed an Escort riding fairly close on my tail. Due to traffic flow and through no speeding away on my part, he ended up four or five cars behind me. So there's me minding my own business when he tears up behind me (must've nearly killed himself trying to catch up!) and boots it past me. Lucie turns to me and after using a most unladylike word in reference to the Escort driver, tells me he's probably showing off to the three girls that were also in the car and that I should "show him up a little"...how could I refuse?...So I did;) Not much of a challenge but still fun! :D

 

Leigh

and for some reason it permanently smells of wet dog

 

lmao!

 

Its weird as fook, right, these people who dont look at roundabouts, you know the one they dont turn they're head at all. How the **** can they do that? I see them everyday, its odd? It's TWATS like this who kill people.

 

I drive fast yes, but only when its an open dualy (never down side streets or built up res areas!!!!!) when there is little traffic around and I can see clear ahead for a long way (defensive driving and that ;)). But these mother ****ers who get they're licences from xmas crackers deserved to have they're *****x chopped.

ol people there always in my fvcking way doing 10mph in the fast lane sheeeessh there always in m3s aswell poosh twats.

 

dident BMW remove all electrical harnesses for indicators 2 :rolleyes:

 

and steve when you see those chryslers you should take your hat of as there carrying bodys in that ugly hurse shaped mutha f***ing coffin dodgin 4-wheel skip LMAO

try living where i do lots or roudabouts lots of blind twits driving straight across in front of me. ohh and lots of idiots trying to race me all the friggin time. its like my car is lennox lewis and all the twats wanna have ago just so the can boast to there mates the raced a zx

Its weird as fook, right, these people who dont look at roundabouts, you know the one they dont turn they're head at all. How the **** can they do that? I see them everyday, its odd? It's TWATS like this who kill people.

 

Really have to echo this point Steve, I dont give a scots flying fook if your in a rush, how can you, HOW THE FOOK can you just come up to a roundabout and not look to see if a car is coming round.

 

Totally agree, there should be something we can do to report this kinda driving as its just fVcking shocking and bang out of order IMHO.....Really is!! :( :eek:

 

I pity the person who drives like a twat and crashes into me...I hope that day never arrives....I've heard prison food is sh1t! :mad: