Completly non Zed related but I have just come back from working for a few days in Poland and thought I would share some observations

 

Polish Women,

:shock: Kylie Minogues back side is nothing special in Poland, for want of a better word to describe the vast majority of Polish women I would say "tight" sums it up best!!!

 

Polish Driving

:shock: :shock: I thought I was going to die on several occasions, roads with more than one lane are rare which leads to some seriously crazy head on overtaking manouvers, taxi drivers in clapped out old cars attempt stuff I wouldnt even think about in the zed!!!!!

 

Japanese Driving

:shock: :shock: :shock: Truely shocking!!! Makes the polish cabies look like a cautious old lady!!! Worked with a group of Japanese guys whose driving was unbelieveable, in the space of three days had several near misses on the roads, and missed a ditch by an inch or two on a building site and nearly had a back to nature experience by driving straight into a tree!!

 

Polish Beer and Vodka, :duffer:

very very very very cheap! hardly spent any money at all!!! The women all seem to drink beer through straws?????????????????? must lead to some very drunk girls..... :rofl:

 

Pretty cool place really!! :dance:

Doesnt sound like so bad a place at all! I had a 89.9% Polish vodka once... Just the once...

Yup, Poland is swarming with fit women! Just shows that the idea we had that all Warsaw Pact countries women were boilers was a load of propaganda. I'm certainly glad I sussed it out a few years ago. I haven't been out with a British girl in YEARS, coz ther're so many Eastern Europeans round here in West London. They are not only much better looking, they also have a better fashion/dress sense, are far more intelligent and much much more feminine! :) :) :dance: :) :)

 

 

Oh, I've also got some Polish vodka at home that's 95% ! :eek: :eek: :duffer:

YUMMY! bloik . . .

That stuff is like paint stripper - I had my shot after a double of chilli vodka. Cant remember much of that nite... ...

Always fancied having a Russian girl (the blonde ballerina type, not the 20 stone gorilla type :) )

Always fancied having a Russian girl (the blonde ballerina type, not the 20 stone gorilla type :) )

 

 

I went out a beautiful blonde hair/ blue eyes ballerina from Siberia a few years ago. Highly recommended!! VERY flexible :D :p :cool: ;) ;)

They are not only much better looking, they also have a better fashion/dress sense, are far more intelligent and much much more feminine! :) :) :dance: :) :)

 

I've been seeing a Brazilian lawyer and she's exactly the same.

I know what I've been missing all these years.

English girls seem to think you will be impressed by tarty clothes, swearing and pukeing in the street! :rolleyes: :rofl:

A good mate of mine is a drummer in an acid jazz band. His lot toured around eastern europe two years ago and he says he could barely concentrate on his drumming cos of the rows and rows of fit women in the crowd! And not one single measly photo :mad:

Always fancied having a Russian girl (the blonde ballerina type, not the 20 stone gorilla type :) )

 

You can get those on the internet!

mmmmmm Tania Russof.... :D

 

 

http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/thumbs_a.html - NOT Work Safe!! - List of Eastern europe's finest :D

 

edit: crap link b4 :p

Spent some time working in Wallsaw, Poland,what a place, and what an eye opener!!!!

And as for the women, fantastic!!!

I had to explain to the missus when I got home that having a child is no excuse for getting a fat arse!! the number of yummy mummies out there beggars belief, women with nearly new sprogs or toddlers are still as "toight as a toiger" as goldmember would say....

 

It been a bit depressing since I've been home, wandered round sainsburys getting some food in and 90% of the women were real munters. There should be a law against it! :ROFL:

 

Polish vokda is the mutts nuts, bought a load of it home, as well as the compulsory super cheap fags! Shame they lost all my bags and tools on the way home, about two grand worth of tools gone missing !!!! Wont be doing any jobs on the Zed until they are found!!! bugger....

 

It been a bit depressing since I've been home, wandered round sainsburys getting some food in and 90% of the women were real munters. There should be a law against it! :ROFL:

 

If I am honest it depresses me to see people not making an effort with their lives, so so so so so many overweight people out there who walk round as though this world owes them one huge favour!? WTF?? I knwo some people cant help it which is fair enough, but do THAT many people have that problem? I...........dont think so....

 

When I go shopping in Leicester, Nottingham (fVcking love the women there) or MK, there are so many TIDY women about I could shop everyday. :)

 

The summer is always a good time too to drive through town slowly with your shades on as women dress down for the heat.........Am I a perv? Am I fook, I am like the rest of ya! :) Went to Northampton Town centre the other day, parked up near the curch and had to wait for a friend in my Zed, GOD, the women!!!! DROOOLLLLL!!!!! :cool:

One last point, I compare looking at beautiful women like looking at my Zed or a sunset or sunrise, its just fantastic EYE CANDY......really is....:) And makes u feel good....