Think its a true story, a mate pinched it for a car forum somewhere...

 

 

"Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of

miles and breathalised. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no

surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly

disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.

 

I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary experience,

especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business

side-splittingly funny.

 

His mate,whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the

car,came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are

whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.

 

Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time,he calls

me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public,in front

of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.

 

Plod get back in their car and drive off,with the copper who'd had a look

round my car laughing his head off.

 

And the moral of the story for the police is....

 

 

 

Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before

breathalising the guy in the right hand seat"

:hyper: :hyper: Cool. :rofl: :rofl:

PMSFL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: