While I was driving down the M6 the other day, (going a little faster

than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

 

The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked "Runway too short?"

 

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

 

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot ar*sehole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dont believe ya ;)

 

:rofl:

While I was driving down the M6 the other day, (going a little faster

than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

 

The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked "Runway too short?"

 

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

 

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot ar*sehole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." :D

 

Did you get a ticket :rofl:

Did you get a ticket :rofl:

 

:rofl:

 

Doubt it, by the time he got to inserting 2 fingers the copper would have scarpered :eek:

Did that REALLY happen!!!?? :rolleyes: :D

Forgot to put it was pinched from a footie forum ;)

class.....guess the copper made a bit of an arse of himself...........mmmmmm....coat time again.....:p

and me posted it on the jokey forum 2 weeks ago ;)

Must be the way i tell em ;) :D