How many naked blokes can u get in a nightclub toilet?

How many naked blokes can u get in a nightclub toilet?

 

Does that include the bouncer ???

LMFAO I wondered how long this would take!

2 is the answer but I WAS NOT one of them :D

LMFAO I wondered how long this would take!

2 is the answer but I WAS NOT one of them :D

 

that's not the way I heard it :xxx: :nono: :slap:

LMFAO I wondered how long this would take!

2 is the answer but I WAS NOT one of them :D

 

Are you sure Chris? :rofl:

I just love the way I get set up!

How long have you been planning this one on MSN? :D

I just love the way I get set up!

How long have you been planning this one on MSN? :D

 

LMAO :x:

LOL, the all new SSSSSssssssnnnnnnaaaaakkkkkeeeeee PIT. :D

I just love the way I get set up!

How long have you been planning this one on MSN? :D

 

I bet that's what George Michael said :xxx:

Chris before people think you were in a public toilet naked with another man tell the story matey :rofl:

I can't believe you told them about my little secret :cry:

Chris before people think you were in a public toilet naked with another man tell the story matey :rofl:

 

 

could not agree more Iain I think if I got caught by a bouncer naked with another man in a nightclub toilet I wouyld wanna tell my side of the story :rolleyes:

Too late! that is wot we think :xxx: :D

Can u prove there was a girl there?

could not agree more Iain I think if I got caught by a bouncer naked with another man in a nightclub toilet I wouyld wanna tell my side of the story :rolleyes:

 

 

Too true mate SPILL THE BEANS Chris:D

OK OK LOL

 

I was out in Leeds last weekend with some mates for a huge night out as you do.

 

Two of my mates have been seeing the same girl on and off for ages and they finally talked her into a roasting :D

It's been on the cards for months! LOL

 

We were in the communal toilets in the club and the 3 of them sneaked into a cubicle together ;)

They were so hammered they dropped their trousers and took their shirts off and started to get down to it :D

 

The poor girl realised it was a bad idea, opened the loo door and did a runner in tears :o

My 2 mates were so fooked they were a bit slow and the bouncer and half the club saw them stood there naked :xxx:

 

It's the funniest thing I've ever seen and the excuses they tried to make up for the doorman as he threw them out were fantastic :D

And you were there because........?

LOL

I was chatting to a nice young lady mate :tongue:

And you were there because........?

 

To hold the mens underwear:D

PMSL this afternoon when MACCA told me! LOL :) Oops sorry mate didn't mean to drop you in it but then I typed the rest of this post and only realised after I hit the return key! :)

 

Chris I thought you worked in IT mate? Not doing a bit on the side as a 'do you want me to shake a couple more times sir?' attendant!

 

Oh and for what it's worth, what is it with Leeds FFS! Half the football team have been accused of sexual offences in the past 12 months or so. Lee Bowyer etc. City of rapists if you ask me!!! ROFLMFAO :)

LOL

I was chatting to a nice young lady mate :tongue:

 

Chris how on earth could she be a nice young lady if she was standing in the mens toilets talking to you? :confused:

 

Can't beat women with low moral standards ehh mate :rofl:

Pmsl :)

He wasint talking to a nice young lady she just looked like 1!

 

In fact it was a Tranny!

 

She/he was peeing in the urinal at the time and chrisc wanted to have a look at it!

 

LMFAO :D

He wasn't talking to a nice young lady she just looked like Macca!

 

In fact it was PaulG!

 

She/he was peeing in the urinal at the time and chrisc wanted to have a look at it!

 

LMFAO :D

 

LOL :)

 

 

OK bud, I'll correct yer spelling mistakes! LMFAO :)

I swear ChrisC told me her name was Deidre!

 

LMFAO :D

 

Fas

LMFAO :)

 

Not Deidre from Corrie...NOOOOOOOOO! That would be unethical! LOL :) "Kennnnnnnnn!" :)