Its gone so boring in here!!! Someone post something controversial :D I'll make a start with erm........ erm.......

 

Thats not a coat Mike Groves is wearing, its the sheep he's been shagging for the last 5 years....

Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself! :rofl:

class :rofl:

 

how about - Your mama was so ugly when she was a baby they used to stick a dummy up her ass and smack her face!!

your mamas so fat when she sunbathes at the beach, people start pouring water over her to keep her wet!!

 

That's similar to:

 

Your mama's so fat that when she was sunbathing on the beach, Greenpeace threw her back into the water (after removing the harpoon from up her ass!)

:slap:

 

Mike Groves was having sex with his girlfriend when suddenly she said "STOP MIKE, I REALLY CAN'T FEEL YOU, YOUR ORGAN IS TINY and DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES". Mike replied "GOOD LORD! DIDN'T REALISE MY ORGAN WAS PLAYING IN A CATHEDRAL"!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

That's similar to:

 

Your mama's so fat that when she was sunbathing on the beach, Greenpeace threw her back into the water (after removing the harpoon from up her ass!)

:slap:

 

 

your mamas so fat i had to get a taxi just to get on her good side!! ;)

or

 

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

 

i have loads so bring it on....

Yo moma is like a bowling ball, people pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter and she comes back for more.

this is like deja-vous!! :rolleyes:

 

do a search in fight club for "yo moma" gags, theres at least 5 pages of them in there!! :tongue: