One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I wants you to make me a new Ark".

 

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're

the boss".

 

God then adds -

 

"Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

 

"TWENTY DECKS!", screams Noah, "TWENTY DECKS! ... Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I fill it up with animals just like last time?"

 

"Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with fish" God answers.

 

"Fish?" Queries Noah, stunned. "FISH?"

 

"Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want wall to wall, floor to ceiling - CARP!"

 

Noah looks to the skies, "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right. You want a New

Ark?"

 

"Check".

 

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

 

"Check".

 

"And you want it full of Carp?".

 

"Check"

 

"But why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his

tether

 

"Dunno" says God. "I just fancied a .... Multi-Storey Carp Ark !!!"

Wales is the best place for you - away from everyone else !

LOL!

 

Just got back about 20mins ago...cream crackered!

 

So, off to SE tomorrow then Mr. P???

 

Say hi to me motor for me will ya? Tell the love of my life(coz I've certainly dumped more into that car than all the seven years with my Pixie!) that I'll see IT soon...hopefully!

 

Tim

;-)

 

I'll try to remmeber my camera and send you a pic.

 

"Having a lovely time, wish you were here" etc