Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.

Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.

Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.

Andrew - gay and has a small pecker.

Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.

Arnold - loser.

Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.

Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.

Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a very naughty boy.

Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.

Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.

Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.

Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Cameron - Australian.

Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.

Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

Christian - very sexy and seductive.

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.

Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.

Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.

Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.

Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates

David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a ****er.

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.

Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.

Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don - dickhead.

Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.

Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.

Dylan - horny. *******, who can't sing.

Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.

Elliott - full of himself.

Eric - shy.

Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.

Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary - drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

George - barman who drinks more than he serves.

Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.

Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Graham - will screw anything.

Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harry - covers his back.

Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.

Haydn - tries hard.

Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.

Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!

Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.

Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie - scum of the earth.

James - built like a horse.

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff - really ugly.

Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

Joel - arse.

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.

Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.

Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.

Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh - full of himself, fun.

Junior - hotty and totally good at football.

Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.

Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.

Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.

Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.

Laurey - short and funny looking.

Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.

Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet.

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy ******* though.

Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mohammed - small penis

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

Nick - nice - can't get past the missionary position though.

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser.

Owen - cute, very intelligent, likes drinking, women want to give him a quick bounce

Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big

Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki - see above.

Rob - constantly watches porn.

Roy - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities.

Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.

Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun - bit of a hard *******, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks *****cks.

Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster

Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

Toby - best blow ever.

Tom - cool but can be arrogant.

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - gay.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

:rofl: :rofl: BRILLIANT! :bow:

yeah fantastic :bow: im sure u will get somebody moaning about their name though

yeah fantastic :bow: im sure u will get somebody moaning about their name though

 

Yeah, but I'm on there as well, and see what it says about me :xxx:

 

Dave

well we do have to tell ourselves sum little white lies every now and then i suppose

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

 

how f****** gay is that :rofl: