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Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards

Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but the thing I like best - is getting you drunk.

 

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

 

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto, in hopes that later, you'd be my ho.

 

7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

 

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class - especially when I'm spanking, your big, round, fat ass.

 

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, but now I'm fulfilled . . . SO GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!

 

4. Through all the things that came to pass, our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.

 

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie - I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

 

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point - let's do it, I'm horny!

 

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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nice one, i dont think antbody int here right mind would use any of those.

:D sorry cant spell, that was meant to be anybody

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