Shipwreck

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded by a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred

1 Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman

The 2 Frenchmen and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them

The 2 Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another at the Bulgarian woman, then started swimming

The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions

The 2 Chinese men have set up a liquor store, restaurant and a laundry, and have got the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for there stores

The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body ,the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least taxes are low and it isn't raining

The 2 Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litre's of coconut whisky. But they’re satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman