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An Nissan 300zx TT owner called Tim pulled alongside a Toyota Supra Mk4 at a traffic light.

"Do you have a car phone?" Tim asked the guy in the Supra.

"Of course I do," replied the haughty Toyota driver.

"Well, do you have a GPS and Sat Nav?"

The driver in the Supra sighed. "I have that too, of course"

"Then do you have a double bed in the back?" the 300zx driver wanted to know.

Ashen-faced, the Supra driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his motor.

A week later, the Toyota driver passes the same 300zx , which is parked on the side of the road-- windows all fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Supra and bangs on the Nissan's window until the driver sticks his head out.

"I want you to know that I had a double bed installed," brags the Supra driver.

The Nissan driver is unimpressed. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"

Doh!

Glen.

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