The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specifie she

> wanted to see absolutely everything.

>

> During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male

> patient was

> masturbating "Oh my", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the

> meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry Your

> Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only

> following doctors' orders.

> "His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling.

> Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he has been

> instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a very

> real danger

> that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly."

> "Oh, I am so sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room

> where a nubile young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my", said

> the Queen,"What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same

> problem,

> but he's with BUPA

 

:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

I work in the NHS!

Made me laugh though, good on BUPA! :)

Arthur