One day the mother of three daughters wanted to test the loyalty of her son-in-law's.

 

The first day, she was walking with son-in-law number one. She deceided to test him by 'accidently' falling into the river and pretending to drown. So as they were walking, she 'slipped' into the river.

 

Immediatley, and without thought for his own safety, he jumped into the river and saved his mother-in-law.

 

When he awoke the next morning, he looked out of his bedroom window and saw a brand new Peugeot 206 sat on the drive, with a note attached to the windscreen. It read;

 

"Thank you, you are indeed a good son-in-law

Your mother-in-law."

 

That same day she decided to test the second son-in-law. So she went for a walk with number two son-in-law, in the same place, and did the same thing. Again, without thought for his own safety he too jumped in straight away, and saved his mother-in-law.

 

The next day, when he awoke, he also looked out of his bedroom window, and there on his driveway sat a brand new Peugeot 206, again with a note reading;

 

"Thank you, you are indeed a good son-in-law

Your mother-in-law."

 

On the third day, she, decided to test her third son-in-law. Again they were walking along the river bank, and again she 'slipped' into the water.

 

While she is slowly sinking deep in the river, he stares at her thinking;

 

"It's about time this witch died"

 

The next morning, when he awoke, he also looked out of his bedroom window and saw a new car stood on his drive. It was a Porsche Carrera GT, also with a note attached to the windscreen. Which simply read;

 

"Thanks, Pal..... Your farther-in-law."

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:tongue: It's not true -I bought the Porsche myself!!!