A man returns from his trip to the jungle, when he finally gets home, he greets his wife, and gives her a box. "Whats this?", she says, "Well", said the man, "its a very rare, c0ck sucking frog." ,"A c0ck sucking frog?", says the woman, "A c0ck sucking frog? What am i supposed to do with a c0ck sucking frog?", to which the man replies, " teach it to cook, and fook off!!!!" :shock: :shock: :D :D

I apologise if you've heard it before, but i thought it was funny, and had to share it

Heh heh...

 

I have heard it before, but it's still dead funny :rofl:

 

Reminds me of the man who won the lottery. When he got home with the money, he shouted to his wife "I'm home love, I've just won the lottery so pack your bags..."

 

"Great" said his wife, "Where are we going?"

 

"Nowhere" replied the man "Just pack your bags and fook off!" :D

As they say, the old ones are the best. Perhaps we ought to start an old, but funny jokes, thread!!!!!!!