This is long, but if you've got some free time it is well worth it!

http://mfile.akamai.com/5023/wma/philhend.download.akamai.com/5023/shows/01/07/philhend010702.asx

 

It gets better as it goes on.

 

It's about a guy who thinks if you polish your car the radars bounce of it and so you don't get caught speeding!

Oh, and did you know that if you have a fast car and lots of tatoos, the cops feel intimidated, and so let you off speeding!!

this guy is a freaken moron.........

 

oh yea cops are really jealous of his chevy POS iroc

 

and his 270 hp could outrace i dunno in your area but in my city they drive supercharged Chevy Monte Carlos with NOS ...... yea sure.. this guy needs to wake up

What a thick american dumbass. He sounds like he nows jack and would phone up any talk show.

 

Bet he is one of those americans who couldn't point to america on an unmarked map. Supposed to be about 40% of them who cant.

"I have tattoos and marlboro reds on the dash, and it intimidates the cops"

 

"I get pulled over cause it's hard to drive when your gf is giving you a nob job"

 

"When I get pulled over I rev up my engine to about 6,000 rpm's to show them what's up, and they shit their pants"

 

"they wash and wax the stealth bomber everyday so the russian radars won't pick it up on radar"

 

(funny i thought it was the aerodynamics and a special metal alloy....and last time I looked the stealth is NOT shiny at all, I mean if it was shiny i'd be more noticeable am i wrong?)

 

 

 

Gives a whole new meaning to redneck lol