Thats it realy I hate the bloody green round things. So you order your dinner no peas with that please, and thay bring out extre peas and peas on my dinner I f***ing hate the bloody green things!!!!!

 

sorry a bit pissed just had to pass that on

Steady On Jay, if you carry on like this, I will move this to Fight Club:D

Originally posted by TopLess

Steady On Jay, if you carry on like this, I will move this to Fight Club:D

 

Surely not when it is the season of peas and goodwill ;)

Peas Be Apon You Brother!:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

OO do not tell me you like peas you two. Little green round things uuuurrrrr I hate them...

send them back to the land of pea pod!!!! thats what I say!!!!!

Jay I love peas,cooked or raw in pods yum;)

Originally posted by MAC 1

Jay I love peas,cooked or raw in pods yum;)

 

Jay, Macca likes all food!!!!:D ;) :p

 

I dont like peas either, like them on my plate as they make it look more interesting, but i never eat them as they always fall off the fork and its too much hassle chasing them round the plate!

Originally posted by jay 300zx

Thats it realy I hate the bloody green round things. So you order your dinner no peas with that please, and thay bring out extre peas and peas on my dinner I f***ing hate the bloody green things!!!!!

 

sorry a bit pissed just had to pass that on

 

Oh peas; be reasonable :) (I can't stand em either - except for in low-concentrations like spring-rolls, etc

As PaulC said at the time, it was a really surreal moment. Dunno if you noticed Jay, but they'd put a little pat of butter in the bowl too, cos they must have thought it was a bit strange someone ordering a bowl of peas on their own! :confused: I just don't get why the bird taking the order didn't question it. Possibly the best case of the customer always being right that I've seen for ages. You know this is never gonna go away now... it's bad enough that you didn't like peas to start with, but you're gonna get called The Pea Man or That Bloke Who Orders Bowls of Peas or... I dunno... some other pea related pun (The Peas-keeper). Man, it weren't exactly a small bowl of peas either! :D

If you ever go to Gwynedd in North Wales, you'll be asked if you want p!ss with your meal, lol (cos of the accent!)

It still cracks me up to hear that:rofl:

two hundred percent behind Jay on this, I dont eat vegetables at all.

 

Was up in Glasgow the other week, took my parents out for a meal, ordered a "Carpet bagged" sirloin (14oz sirloin steak, wrapped in cheese and onion for those who don't know) and specified that I wanted steak and chips on my plate, nothing else (chips aren't a vegetable-FACT (Sorry Mac))

 

Meal comes, there is tomato, cucumber, lettuce and a SLICE OF ORANGE on my plate.

 

Me: Excuse me, if I was a vegetarian, would you put a load of meat on the side of my plate?

 

Waiter: Certainly not Sir

 

Me: In that case, having taken the time to explain my exact requirements, why TF have you chosen to put vegetables on my plate?

 

Waiter: Those aren't vegeatbles sir.........THEY ARE GARNISH

 

(Short interlude whilst I eat my meal, no way was that going back in the kitchen after a complaint, I know people who work in kitchens)

 

Waiter: your bill Sir? ...........£44.95

 

Me: Hands waiter £45 and walks away

 

Waiter: Your change , Sir

 

Me: Thats not change.......Thats your tip...W*NKER

They probably thought they were for your exhaust ;)

 

Next meet we all go in and order peas.

They probably thought they were for your exhaust

 

yer must of seen me drive in with my 4 pea shoot :D :D

 

still hate the bloody things there just not right and one more mushy peas who the hell likes mushy peas thay look like green poo!!!

 

lets see can I order some peas and a bowl of green poo MMMMMM so tasty NOT!!

 

:slap:

Ouch! Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! It's me! I've just

dropped in to tell you about new Yuletide Cheezy Peaz! Yes! Our chaps

up North 'ave been thinkin' right 'ard about a special new Cheezy Peaz

recipe to celebrate the birth of Christ, an' they've come up with this!

That's right! Yuletide Cheezy Peaz! The same combination of cheese and

peas, but - with added Xmas bwandy buttter!

[sets the ball of peas on fire]

PW Phoof! Look at that! Cheeses and peases for Jesus! Christmas just

wouldn't be Christmas without Yuletide Cheezy Peaz! THINK ON, MAM!

Whats wrong with mushy peas...? :D:D:D

 

 

Lovely :nelson: :x: :rofl:

:shock: :nelson:

Originally posted by pete shrimp

Whats wrong with mushy peas...? :D:D:D

 

 

Lovely :nelson: :x: :rofl:

 

*VOMITS*

Originally posted by Herman Munster

*VOMITS*

 

*catches Hermie vom in pan*

Are you lot taking the peas?!

 

:dance: :dance: :dance:

Originally posted by pete shrimp

*catches Hermie vom in pan*

 

No Carrots?

Originally posted by Herman Munster

Cheeses and peases for Jesus!

LMAO :D

 

That green mush is baby food, surely?! :confused: After it's been eaten maybe.

(Italian accent) I wannna no, whyz thera pizz on ma plate, I donna wanna pizz on ma plate!

 

Has anyone had pea soup? Lovely stuff, especially with a ham shank ( and no, I don't mean with a w@nk! Lol)

peas rock:D

Originally posted by jock

two hundred percent behind Jay on this, I dont eat vegetables at all.

 

Was up in Glasgow the other week, took my parents out for a meal, ordered a "Carpet bagged" sirloin (14oz sirloin steak, wrapped in cheese and onion for those who don't know) and specified that I wanted steak and chips on my plate, nothing else (chips aren't a vegetable-FACT (Sorry Mac))

 

Meal comes, there is tomato, cucumber, lettuce and a SLICE OF ORANGE on my plate.

 

Me: Excuse me, if I was a vegetarian, would you put a load of meat on the side of my plate?

 

Waiter: Certainly not Sir

 

Me: In that case, having taken the time to explain my exact requirements, why TF have you chosen to put vegetables on my plate?

 

Waiter: Those aren't vegeatbles sir.........THEY ARE GARNISH

 

(Short interlude whilst I eat my meal, no way was that going back in the kitchen after a complaint, I know people who work in kitchens)

 

Waiter: your bill Sir? ...........£44.95

 

Me: Hands waiter £45 and walks away

 

Waiter: Your change , Sir

 

Me: Thats not change.......Thats your tip...W*NKER

 

Who says eating meat makes you aggresive:slap:

Originally posted by jock

two hundred percent behind Jay on this, I dont eat vegetables at all.

 

 

And look what happened, all your hair fell out!