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Does my car look or sound like a Taxi?

Why every time I drive past a pub on a Friday or Saturday night, I always get people trying to flag me down thinking I was a taxi.

 

Do it look like a fecking taxi?

Does it sound like a normal taxi?

Do you really think I will stop and give you a lift?

 

NO!

NOW PI$$ OFF

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    Maybe they're trying to tell you you've got a puncture? Or maybe they think you're out cruising trying to pick people up? Maybe they're just really, really drunk. I bet the big "Taxi" sign on your roof isn't helping.

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    Originally posted by 51x

    I bet the big "Taxi" sign on your roof isn't helping.

     

    That Taxi sign is more than a sign, its a licence so I can drive like a t**t. I can turn with out signaling, park on double yellows, go through red lights, speed and pull out dangerously in to traffic. And because I have that sign, the police dont seem to give a s**t.

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    Ooh, you forgot: parking on the wrong side of an unlit road with your headlights dipped into oncoming traffic. You out on taxi faking duty again tonight? I'm out on the p*ss you see, so I need a car to throw up in.

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