Apparently the police raided Michael Jackson's home earlier today.

 

They found:

Class A drugs in the kitchen,

Class B drugs in the bathroom,

and Class 4c in the bedroom

 

Boom Boom :dance:

Havnt heard anything about drugs being found. Just watched channel 4 news and they sed they were expecting him to turn himself in any time soon, no mention on any drugs though.

 

Who thinks he actually does mollester children?

 

Personally i dont think he does.

I don't think you got that one did U!:p :slap: :rofl:

No:cry:

Originally posted by DanDud

Havnt heard anything about drugs being found.

 

LMFAO! That was funnier than the joke. :rofl:

I don't know what's funnier, the joke or Dan :rofl:

or whether I should have read James' reply LOL

Ah i get it now.;)

 

 

 

 

 

:confused:

I heard that a few weeks ago!!!

Geoff.

Someone wanna explain it to me?

 

I think i get it.

 

Is it to do with classes as in kids from school?

 

And to think im normally the one to get most jokes. OK most dirty jokes:rofl:

Well done, you got it (finally).

:dance:

you are rubbish dan

:dance:

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:

Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.

During the Neverland raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.

 

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:

Where's Michael going on holiday?

He's off to Tampa with the kids.

 

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?

"Excuse me, but you're in my son"

 

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:

How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:

What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?

They're both old meat between young buns

 

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:

What does Michael hand round after dinner?

The under-eights

 

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:

What does Jackson have in common with whisky?

They both come in small tots

 

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:

Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.

Usually he just tosses them off.

 

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:

What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?

They both have boys briefs half-off

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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:

Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.

"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.

Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"