Just been to get my car washed at the IMO car wash thing and to my suprise I was mobbed by 6 blokes in flared boiler suits, platform shoes and all spoting El Tooley type afro's!!

 

I have not laughed that much in ages, they told me to chill, relax and unwind while they took my car and cleaned it up.

 

My car is spotless, even done the alloys in the hard to reach bits!!

 

All for £6 too, am mighty impressed!

 

Anywho.....

 

....am off to earn me some millions, I tell you Rodney (Tim) stick with me and I'll make you a millionaire....

 

Or just a couple of rabbits at least...

 

..LMAO

 

 

Matty.

 

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the same thing happens to me ecpet it s always girls lol that come mobbing me.

Matt,

 

Where is this place? Am looking for a good laugh as life is pretty pants at the moment...

 

Cheers!

 

Dan

Danny,

 

Was ASDA minworth.....LOL

 

Don't know how long they gonna be there for tho' get yerself down there!!

 

Matty.

 

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Oh Matty Boy,

 

You will never learn will ya geeZer! LMAO!

 

While you were gettin' your Z beast washed by 6 x hairy arsed fudge packers at Asda, I was gettin' well jiggy with Ms. Jug Wash down at Tesco...check it...Aiiiiiii...booo selllecccctttttaaaaaaa!

 

 

 

Timmy

;-)

 

Mate,

 

Who's the fudgey fudge back behind her????

 

I guess that makes you the meat in the sandwich???

 

Anyway, she's a Bangkok Chick Boy....

 

LMAO...........

 

Matty.

 

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Funny I asked him if he knew you and he did! Surprise eh? Although, he didn't know you as TopSquads geeZer...LOL!

 

She not a Bangkok chick boy either...she just loves to Bang-Kok...if you know what I mean?

 

Ding, ding!

 

Timmy Tyson

;-)

 

Just when you thought thought it was safe to get back into the ring.....'Ding Ding'

 

Matty lures Timmy 'the Tornado' Turbo into a false sense of security before unleashing the the TopSquads Chop and a half to the throat!!

 

(strikes a camp pose)

 

See if your bitch in the photo can get 'her' chick boy bits down there now!!

 

LMFAO.......'Ding Ding'

 

And the winner by submission (I heard you likr that too, Hiedi told me )

 

Matty 'TopSquads' Lloyd

 

(struts round ring like a tiger)

 

Matty looks out into the crowd as the Tornado is whisked off to the 'Back Room' for some oriental remedy, He spots lots of TopSquads posters.....

 

Man, fame is a good thing....

 

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Oh yeah, well don't write off the Tank Top yet geeZer...coz after some vaseline over that puff adder eye and a squirt of H2O its right back at yer Elk boy!!! LMAO!

 

Timmy Tow Truck is pissed now at the Squads man, he's storming back down through the crowd making grimaces at the Squatting Tiger, Hidden Dragon shagger! LOL!

 

Chucking kids and plastic fold-up chairs behind him as he progresses down towards the ring...Grrrrrrr!

 

Squad Boy has got his back turned to the Tow Truck and is soaking up the crowds applause..."yeah, who's the Daddy now!" shouts the Squadly & Cream Bangkok Lady boy lover.

 

In comes the Tow Truck, takes the Squaddy by surprise, takes his feet from under him, runs to the corner of the ring...Squaddly is stunned...Tow Truck climbs up onto the post...dives...the crowd go beserk...

 

Yes, YES...Tow Truck has taken the Squad Car out completely with a Twin Tub half Nelson Mandela killer blow!!!

 

Squaddly fans think it's all over...it is now! LMAO!

 

Timmy

 

;-)

 

 

[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 22-08-2001).]

As every 'Real' fan knows this is all staged and Super Top TopSquads will still retain his WWZ championship belt because the Twin Tubby came back into the ring (scuse the pun and no offence intended to your other half 'The Bangkok Chick Boy') after being defeated by the TopSquads Chop and Half.

 

Matty dazed and bewildered is comforted by 10 off his TopSquads Totty fan club...

 

.....Later back in his hotel room, Matty is suprised to find this left in his room...

 

 

As per usual he is up for the task...

 

She is seen leaving the following morning walking bow legged and in need of sleep.

 

 

Matty

 

 

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...wondered how this got into his room? Coz I paid her geeZer, you should start itching any time now...LMFAO! DOCTOR!

 

Timmy

;-)

 

No itches yet mate.....

 

But where did you get the number??

 

Out of my Little Black Book?

 

LMAO

 

Matty.

 

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