NEW DRIVE THROUGH CASH POINT

 

HSBC Bank is very pleased to announce it is installing new 'Drive-thru' cash point machines where customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to make full use of these new facilities. HSBC have conducted intensive behavioural studies to devise appropriate procedures for their use. Please read the procedures which apply to you and remember them for when you use the new machines for the first time.

 

PROCEDURES FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:

 

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window.

3. Insert card and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Wind up window.

7. Drive away.

 

 

 

 

 

PROCEDURES FOR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash machine.

3. Re-start the stalled engine.

4. Wind down the window.

5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate card.

6. Turn the radio down.

7. Attempt to insert card into the cash machine.

8. Open car door to allow easier access to the cash machine due to the excessive distance from the car.

9. Insert card.

10. After "Invalid Card' is displayed ? Remove Marks & Spencer Charge Card and insert correct Cash Point Card.

11. Remove Cash Point Card.

12. Re-insert Cash Point Card the right way up.

13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

14. Enter PIN.

15. Press 'Cancel' and re-enter correct PIN.

16. Enter amount of cash required.

17. Check make-up in rear view mirror.

18. Retrieve cash and receipt.

19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

20. Place receipt in back of cheque book.

21. Re-check make-up.

22. Drive forward 2 metres.

23. Reverse back to cash machine.

24. Retrieve card.

25. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided.

26. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

27. Drive for 2-3 miles.

28. Release hand brake

Nice one Andy!

 

Just to add to the mess ... did you know that the drive-through ATM's in the US have buttons with "braille" ?! Since when do blind people drive ...

 

Regards,

Originally posted by Danny

Nice one Andy!

 

Just to add to the mess ... did you know that the drive-through ATM's in the US have buttons with "braille" ?! Since when do blind people drive ...

 

Regards,

 

Ever since some bright spark deemed it was ok for women to carry a driving license:D

That's well funny! :D

 

I've been to a drive-thru bottle shop to stock up on beer... but that's Oz for you :rolleyes: