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Friday Prayers

FEMALE PRAYER:

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,

 

pray for a man who's not a creep.

 

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

 

One who loves to listen long,

 

One who thinks before he speaks.

 

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

 

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

 

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

 

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

 

Massages my back and begs to do more.

 

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind

 

and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

 

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

 

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

 

Amen.

 

 

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor

store.

Amen

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