Good tactics 4 future reference....

>An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

>Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

>

>Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

>Older Woman: Oh, I see.

>Officer: Can I see your license please?

>Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

>

>Officer: Don't have one?

>Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

>Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

>Older Woman: I can't do that.

>Officer: Why not?

>Older Woman: I stole this car.

>Officer: Stole it?

>Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

>Officer: You what?

>Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want

to

>see.

>

>The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and

>calls

>for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer

>slowly approaches the car, clasping his half! drawn gun.

>Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman

>steps

>out of her vehicle.

>

>Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

>Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and

>murdered the owner.

>Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

>Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

>

>The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

>Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite

>stunned.

>Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving

>license.

>

>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands

>it

>to

>the officer.

>The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

>Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have

>license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the

>owner.

>

>Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

:rofl: :dance: