Tuesday Fun. Er, men only pl.

Four nuns died in a car crash. At the gates of heaven they

had to stand in line for their check by St. Peter.

He asked the first nun whether she had had any contact

with a male member. She said that had put her finger

on one once. He told to wash that finger in the

font of holy water.

He asked the second nun the same question and she

admitted that that she once had put her hand right

round one. He told her to put her whole hand into the

holy water.

At which point the nun last in line pushed in front

and said that she was not to gargle with that water

after the third one had put her bum in it.