There was a young fellow named Bates

Who did a fandango on skates

but he fell on his cutlass

which rendered him nutless

so practically useless on dates.

 

 

There was a young lady from Spain

who liked to be f****d now and again

not just now

and again

but NOW and AGAIN and AGAIN.

 

There was a young couple of New Delhi

who found themselves stuck belly to belly

because in their haste

they'd used library paste

instead of petroleum jelly.

 

The limerick can produce laughs quite anatomical

but the good ones I've seen so seldom are clean

while the clean

ones I've seen

so seldom are comical

The daughter of a Don of Divinity

Always protected her virginity

The Fellows are Magdalene

Must have been dawdling

It would never have happened at Trinity !

There once was fellow from Bath

Whose nuts were made out of brass

During foul weather

He'd bang them together

And make lightning shoot out of his a**se!

 

There once was a maid from Madrass

Who had a perfectly round *ss

Not rounded and pink

As you'd probably think

It was grey, had long ears and ate grass

 

:)