I've heard that conservative will raise the speed limit to 80mph and get rid of speed cameras :D if they come into power. If so they have my vote, although its probably just political bullsh1t as usual. Anyone else heard this?

Dont belive every thing you hear. ;)

 

 

 

Labour said they would lower taxes if they got into power. Hmmmmmmm!

ewwwww - vote Conservative.

God what a chilling thought:mad:

political bo**ox!!!!;)

figured as much. i just don't know who to vote for since raving looney party went away!:p

I always vote conservative, at least you know that they are robbing b@stards, rather that than have Tone and prime minister Cherie tell me a load of lies then rob me anyway

Originally posted by jock

I always vote conservative, at least you know that they are robbing b@stards, rather that than have Tone and prime minister Cherie tell me a load of lies then rob me anyway

 

Well at least it takes more effort to ROB than to just TAKE and when it comes to telling lies....one lie requires many to support ie one prime minister and many cabinet ministers :D :D :D .

 

No matter who's in power WE WILL BE SHAFTED. It's just a matter of how much and how entertaining/imaginative they are in their justifications.

 

It must be said that there are loads for the government to sort out at the mo' and I'm keeping a close eye on their steps and inquiry of their inquiry of their enquiry of the validity of their enquiry of their justification of the war for oil.

 

If they had said that they were going to join America in the war again Iraq so we can get cheap oil and at the same time get rid of the dictator rather than to free the people of Iraq they are more likely to have my support. We get cheap oil and the Iraqis get freedom whilst the Americans are given the opportunity to market their arms/weapons of great destruction.

 

I'm going too far off on a tangent....

 

Anyway, we are nowhere near to finding a conclusive result on the validity of the pre-war 'intelligence' report and as time goes on we seem to be moving further and further away along a chain of links.

 

Interesting times....

 

Van

if nobody bought petrol, fags or booze theyd probably go bankrupt. pity thats all my lifes based on.

Apparently the Tories are also gonna get rid of speed bumps which will be nice for the Z.

 

Basically they're promising anything and everything in order to get some attention.

 

The answer is.....DON'T vote. It only encourages the *******s. I wonder what would happen if the turn out for a general election was 20% or less? Would the politicians even notice it.

 

In fact, lets change the whole way this country is governed and don't tell them. I bet they'd carry on gobbing off a load of the usual giggling/braying *****x in the 'House' without even realising.

 

Introduce public flogging for politicians who fuk up! Maybe they'd think twice about some of the crap they force down our throats!

Originally posted by x-biker

The answer is.....DON'T vote. It only encourages the *******s. I wonder what would happen if the turn out for a general election was 20% or less? Would the politicians even notice it.

 

Nope.. and we'd just end up with some bunch of crooked thieving mis-managing lieing b*stards in power..

 

Which of course means it doesn't matter who you vote for, because they all are!

 

Which is why I never bother.. (And yes, I know, so and so's grandpa died to give me that right, etc etc..)

Originally posted by senna

ewwwww - vote Conservative.

God what a chilling thought:mad:

 

ADMITTEDLY THE TORIES ARE A DISORGANISED BUNCH OF TOSSERS WITHOUT STRONG LEADERSHIP AT THE MOMENT BUT HEY, IT'S A FVCK SITE BETTER THAN THE 'EL PRESENDENTE' WE HAVE AT THE MOMENT.

 

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THAT TWAT WAS IN THE UK AND ACTUALLY ADDRESSING THE ISSUES THAT EFFECT OUR COUNTRY RATHER THAN TRYING TO RULE THE WORLD?

 

AND AS FOR THE BLACK OP THAT WAS 'SILENCE THE SCIENTIST' WE'LL AWAIT THE RESULT OF THAT ONE!!!

 

Tim

Always vote for the opposition it keeps the incumbents honester!

 

Instead of running around with Brazilian PAs and having moments of madness with total strangers on the common.

 

Fact is if Clarkson was to run he'd get a lot of votes, for the wrong reasons obviously, but thats democracy!

 

There's a lot of mileage in the motorist vote;) these days- ask anybody stuck in a jam.

 

Tax on a tax with petrol then a mileage charge, then toll roads, then a GPS in your car that will report you speeding as well!

 

Just be thankful you can still drive somthing as good as a zed for now.

 

rant over..

Yep - soon we'll all be forced to give up our cars (and get no compensation, of course), and made to drive environmentally sound, fart-powered, single person conveyances that drive themselves where you're going so that you can't go over 10mph..

 

Bit like in Demolition Man :D

Originally posted by aaronjb

Yep - soon we'll all be forced to give up our cars (and get no compensation, of course), and made to drive environmentally sound, fart-powered, single person conveyances that drive themselves where you're going so that you can't go over 10mph..

 

Bit like in Demolition Man :D

 

Yeah but with the knowledge on here I'm sure we'd manage to make em go much faster!!!! And cost us loads in the process!!!!

 

:D

Originally posted by aaronjb

Yep - soon we'll all be forced to give up our cars (and get no compensation, of course), and made to drive environmentally sound, fart-powered, single person conveyances that drive themselves where you're going so that you can't go over 10mph..

 

Bit like in Demolition Man :D

 

 

Nope, I think the general direction our government wants to take us in, is the 'Integrated Transport' policy. This basically means that they will tax all motorists off the road, while grinding what's left of the transport system into the ground. This means we cannot go anywhere or do anything. This means the Government will be able to keep it's great big c0ck-sucking eyes on all of us all of the time. We will all have to work from home and pay 100% of our 'earnings' into the treasury coffers. We will be a nation of DRONES even more than we are now, and the incompetent fukwits will not have to explain anything to us ever again.

 

Do you think this is an extreme view? Do you think any other nation in Europe would put up with the shit we do? I can tell you now, that every European I know (and I know a lot) laughs their fukin asses off at what we roll over and take.

 

Maybe we should start a protest......because it worked so well with fuel price increases didn't it? Or maybe we could get a COUPLE OF MILLION people to protest in London, that would work surely?:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :( :mad: :mad:

LMAO did anyone see the latest law? It will be illegal for under 12s (I think) to kiss in public - damn good idea IMO - throw them in the dungeon and lock away the key. The disgusting little shits. Why the fuck should I have to look at them salivating down each others throats.... How rediculous? Its getting pathetic - anyone for a tax on breathing?

George Orwells vision of the future in '1984' is starting to look like the fantasies of a hopeless optimist.:(

Yup... I'd go work abroad, but it's practically impossible to find an IT job in this country, let alone in another one..

 

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OMG, someone in the office must have just poured a 10L container of perfume over themselves.. I can't breathe!

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Think I'll just go borrow someones shotgun and finish myself off now...

Originally posted by aaronjb

OMG, someone in the office must have just poured a 10L container of perfume over themselves.. I can't breathe!

 

That'll be Macca popping in to see you! :D

 

Tim

Ive never voted conservative before but i will do next time.

Atleast they say they'll build much needed new roads and raise speed limits.

Does anybody know what percentage of the UK workforce are civil servants under this government?

fook me this is getting serious! I'm worried about about going out of my front door now incase i get taxed, fined, arrested or deported! One thing i did hear though, i think it was on top gear, was that john 'jabba the hutt' presscot claimed for about £300000 in taxi fares. It worked out to around £900 per day:eek: !!! FAT BASTA*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!