Just got this e mail spam crap type thing,

 

What a pile of arse, read the load of poo, dont know where the link to cars comes from;

 

FROM: SabreNet@aol.com

SUBJECT: How to make the money your car deserves.

 

We are offering a full or part-time opportunity in e-mail Processing. You can work at home. We do require that you have a computer with Internet connection and are familiar with basic Internet / e-mail functions.

As to your earnings, it's totally up to you, as you will be running your own business. There are no limits. What you will see represents a very lucrative money-making business that anyone can run to generate a significant residual income from the comfort and privacy of their own home.

This VERY SIMPLE internet-based business is specially designed, to be reproduced by ANYONE - ANYWHERE who has a computer and Internet connection. You need only understand the very basics of "cut & paste" word processing and using ordinary e-mail. Absolutely NO SALES ABILITY IS REQUIRED to make a great success of this program! All of the work is accomplished by a very ingenious method of processing e-mail.

You will receive full, clear instructions, and we will always be available to help you and answer your questions. This is a genuine Home Business. It is not a chain letter, money game, multi-level marketing (MLM) program, telecom scheme, or any of the multitudes of doubtful business offers that may come through your e-mail box. This completely legal business can generate a residual income of £1300 to £3500 sterling, $2000 to $5000 US dollars every month with only a part-time commitment (about 10-15 hours per week).

A full-time commitment (about 30 hours per week), based on statistics gathered from associates worldwide, translates into an income of £7500 sterling, $10000 US dollars or more per month.

ABSOLUTELY FREE 30-DAY TRIAL OFFER!

To prove our sincerity and confidence in this opportunity, there is NO CHARGE to join us for the first month. You will receive all the information to get started in your first month's Quick-Start Package (a £50 sterling, $90 US dollars value!) via e-mail.

If, by remote chance you are not satisfied with the program after the first month and wish to discontinue, you may by all means do so and we will not contact you again.

On the other hand... if you are satisfied with the program, and wish to continue after the first month, that is when you purchase the following month's Information Package for £50 sterling, $90 US dollars.

Since you DO NOT PAY ANYTHING until after you are already starting to earn a remarkable residual income, you have virtually nothing to lose... and a great deal to gain.

 

IMPORTANT

If the above opportunity interests you, and you would like MORE INFORMATION about our very simple and profitable business, contact me at the above e-mail address.

Please include your name and e-mail address in the body of the message... and type in the subject line: SHOW ME.

We are successful if YOU are successful, and therefore we will do all in our power to ensure that your relationship with us is a prosperous one. I look forward to your reply.

 

Sincerely,

 

Dean Keeble.

 

 

 

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God, if life was that easy id be a millionaire!!!

Another millionaire on the forum ;) I love these chain letter / pyramid trading things. They'll be considered a form of art in the future. If I was gonna make one tho, I'd be honest about it:

 

Here's a way to make you think you're gonna make some money...

1. Find a bunch of people as gullable as you.

2. Give me your money.

3. Get them to give me their money, but don't forget to tell them about this amazingly crap money making scam I'm trying to pull off.

4. I "sell" you a crap email telling you all about how much money has changed hands, how I've been receiving it all, and how I've got more than you, and you're stupid and gullable.

5. Here's a bag of peanuts for you. But don't eat them all at once - you have to give one each to your gullable contacts.

6. If you run out of peanuts, you can buy them from me for 50 quid a bag. This isn't essential to the business - it's a marketting ploy - but you'll drag more gullable people in if they think they're getting a free gift. And that means more money for me. So really, you should buy more or you won't be fulfilling your earning potential.

Youre about right there!!

You know I'm right. Now where's my money, be-atch?!