Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he

>hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little

>Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!'

>Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing

>there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.

>'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the

>wrong man',and shuts the door in his face.

>

>The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the

>little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his

>clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!' Mr Mandela is

>getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back,

>shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!'

>Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is

>resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On

>opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a

>clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You sign!' Behind him are

>TWO very

>large trucks full of car parts.

>

>This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man

>by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do you

>understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these

>to?'

>The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,

>and says

>

>

> > > > > > (wait for it)

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > > > > > Get your best Chinese accent ready .....

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'

Very good- hence my name ;)

I want this removed as i dont find insultign and mocking the person who freed my country very clever at all :rolleyes: :mad: :( :o :) :p :D