Who's worse ?

 

Meant 2 b a poll but didn't work out. So wadya think ?

 

I reckon pigs win handsdown:D :D

 

I'm not annoyed, just posing an interesting? Q. OK, maybe not :rolleyes:

 

OK, 300ZX or Supra/Daddy or chips/gym or beer/logic or luck/death or taxes ??:D :D :D

 

------------------------------------->OK MODS -delete this thread if u like

interesting question, here are my thoughts.

 

as i am a vegitarian (out of choice) i think pigs are great. unlike people they do not suffer from arrogance, an ego, jealousy, selfishness etc etc etc

 

people or the human race is fast heading towards selfdestruction. the above mentioned qualities are just some of many and we only have a few GOOD points.

 

the only problem is that you cant have good S*X with a pig and they are not very good when it comes to oral S*X. thats were people (females most importantly win hands down)

Pigs are twisted internally. Male pigs have corkscrew penises (penii?) - hence why humans can't have sex with a pig, but can with a sheep, apparently.

I disagree I've got a mpeg of a pig raping a girl! Ajay I can put up a link if you like?

 

 

Oh! and apparently Chris C has had a few aswell!

Originally posted by Ajay

Pigs are twisted internally. Male pigs have corkscrew penises (penii?) - hence why humans can't have sex with a pig, but can with a sheep, apparently.

 

I'm sorry but that is only a one-sided account of the story.

I'm sure some twisted, deranged farmer somewhere (man) has popped it into a pig when no-one was looking.

Originally posted by Ajay

Pigs are twisted internally. Male pigs have corkscrew penises (penii?) - hence why humans can't have sex with a pig, but can with a sheep, apparently.

 

hope u r not speaking from xperience :eek: :eek: :D :D

Originally posted by BigRoy

 

Oh! and apparently Chris C has had a few aswell!

 

Yeah but his caveat is that he was drunk :D

Not only that but one of my mates said the other night in the pub -

 

"shagged some right pig at the weekend"

 

-proving surely Ajay, your statement is incorrect. ?

Originally posted by james300

"shagged some right pig at the weekend"

 

 

ugly bird must get some good lays due to beer (ie. get fitter blokes although pi$ed) !!

 

pity it don't work the other way round !:(

I think all pigs should be put down on sight! They are useless ugly two faced double standards creatures who should have had their testicles/teets wired to the mains when they went for the interview. Their blue flashing lights do not impress me one bit....:mad:

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

hope u r not speaking from xperience :eek: :eek: :D :D

 

 

:D How can I POSSIBLY speak from experience? I'm female....unless I use a strap-on, of course...

 

But to put your mind at ease, I'm just repeating what I have heard. I personally don't find pigs or swine attractive. :D

Originally posted by BigRoy

I disagree I've got a mpeg of a pig raping a girl! Ajay I can put up a link if you like?

 

 

Thought about it....but no, not something I need to see. ;) :D

but you mentioned pigs with curly dicks and why we can't have sex with them - so was "picturing" a pig you know (not personally) giving u 1 (if that thought excites me I need help :D :D ) ?

Originally posted by Ajay

:D How can I POSSIBLY speak from experience? I'm female....unless I use a strap-on, of course...

 

 

Maybe they thought you'd like a bit of variety, and fancied a corkscrew shaped one!?!?:o ;) :eek: I suppose it could reach some parts the others can't?:D

Originally posted by BigRoy

I disagree I've got a mpeg of a pig raping a girl! Ajay I can put up a link if you like?

 

 

 

have u got ne "Pregnant with Dogs" vids ?

 

OR "Donkey does Dallas" !!

Oh dear, I feel some MODERATION on the way:D :D

Originally posted by Ajay

:D How can I POSSIBLY speak from experience? I'm female....unless I use a strap-on, of course...

 

What???? you said because of their corkscrew penises it is impossible for humans to have sex with a pig.........? Why would this stop a MAN having sex with a pig? (which I'm assuming you meant as you said you're FEMALE, and how could you POSSIBLY speak from experience unless you used a strap-on!!!!!)

Ajay - does size matter ? I've heard it is quite important :D :D

Unless I used a CORKSCREW strap-on, of course...which I haven't...or an ordinary one...or any one....

 

But apparently and this should get you all going, female pigs suck and hold on until they have reached their climax and only then can the male pig fall off.

 

Allegedly (Please note use of word!!) this would mean that a human male would have it ripped off if he tried it with a female pig.

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.......

 

*steps out of thread and quietly closes the door behind her*

 

:D :D :D :D

do dogs do the same as they r often stuck after the event ?

Originally posted by Ajay

Unless I used a CORKSCREW strap-on, of course...which I haven't...or an ordinary one...or any one....

 

 

I think u protesteth too much ;) :D

 

Don't worry, we won't tell ne1 ;) :D

Originally posted by Ajay

, female pigs suck and hold on until they have reached their climax and only then can the male pig fall off.

 

 

I that because they r screwed in ?

Is that where "having a screw" came from ?

*Sticks head in through open window*

 

(Phew - secret's safe with you then, Nelson, yes? ;) )

 

 

Entirely possible that's where haveing a "screw" came from... :D

 

I know that Fornicating Under Consent (of the) King is where THAT word came from. :D

Originally posted by Ajay

I know that Fornicating Under Consent (of the) King is where THAT word came from. :D

 

Well I never knew that!

 

Who knows where the word GOLF came from?

What is this friggin Sesame Street?

Originally posted by james300

Well I never knew that!

 

Who knows where the word GOLF came from?

 

 

 

Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

 

 

NEXT!!! :D :p