Right, I'm not talkin Hi-Fi lads. Let's use this opportunity to post honest answers to a delicate subject.

 

So how big are ya ?:D :D :D Aroused like..........

 

Bwahahaha

come on then! tell us ! :D

 

 

 

 

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

I use the old gunnery officer excuse, "its not barrel length or caliber that is important, but mussel velosity and where you point it!"

I think most if not all of us can say we are less than 10" whether we are 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 inches we are still less than 10", so it's pretty pointless.

 

Anyway, Myself Wazza and Macca were having a little race the other day in our Z's. We all got pulled over by the cops as we were doing almost three times the speed limit.

 

The cop said I'll let you off if your combined dick measurement is 21" or over.

 

So we though fair enough this should be easy.

 

I pulled mine out, easy 9"

Macca pulled his out easy 9"

Wazza pulled his out easy 3"

 

The cop let us off. After he had left the scene we were a little quiet but didn't want to say anything. So I decided to break the ice and said...

"Good job I've got a big dick" to which Macca replied....

"Yeah, good job I've got a big dick too" to which wazza replied....

"Yeah, and it's a good job I have a hard-on !!"

ROTFLMAO :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

LMFAO:D:D:D

Originally posted by smw1

I think most if not all of us can say we are less than 10" whether we are 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 inches we are still less than 10", so it's pretty pointless.

 

Anyway, Myself Wazza and Macca were having a little race the other day in our Z's. We all got pulled over by the cops as we were doing almost three times the speed limit.

 

The cop said I'll let you off if your combined dick measurement is 21" or over.

 

So we though fair enough this should be easy.

 

I pulled mine out, easy 9"

Macca pulled his out easy 9"

Wazza pulled his out easy 3"

 

The cop let us off. After he had left the scene we were a little quiet but didn't want to say anything. So I decided to break the ice and said...

"Good job I've got a big dick" to which Macca replied....

"Yeah, good job I've got a big dick too" to which wazza replied....

"Yeah, and it's a good job I have a hard-on !!"

 

Thats ****ing hilarious pmsl :D:D:D

What a thread!!

 

Now come on Nelson this isnt about knob size is it????

 

Its allabout MASS isnt it??? Youre going to tell us that your zed is faster because of your reduced "mass"!!!!:D :D :D

 

Or have you had it surgicaly removed to save weight???;) ;)

 

Chopping a few inches off has got to be worth half a second on 0 to 60 times (well, it would be if its as wide as mine!!!!)

So at the next meet who's doing the measuring??? My wife is quite happy to volunteer. Lol.

Maybe we can run a nipple size comp at the same time.

Maybe we're all in the wrong forum!!!

Is this the Zed Swingers club!

Geoff.